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Yeah, Why AREN'T You Out of Toilet Paper
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Ladies Be Catfighting in the Sky
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Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Being Total Bullshit
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Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster
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Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
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Confession: I Don't Remember Ordering Anything?
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"Dildo Play" Is Now an Empty Phrase
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
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Woman Teaches Herself to Dance During Job interview
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Grandfather Picks Up Wrong Kid at School, Takes Her to Woods
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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How Could We Move the Sun?
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Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Play Games Offline
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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Straight Men and Women Sound Sexual, Sometimes Terrifying When in Lego Form
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3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
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60 Minutes of Your Dong?
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Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
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What's It Like to Be a Cube
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
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Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
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Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
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Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
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Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
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Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Reality Can Be Very Intense
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Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should "Expect" to Be Cast in Bronze
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It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK