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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hacker Likes Using the Internet
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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Try Not Being Poor?
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil