Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Alter Fate by Moving the Stars
3	3 Vote	The "Condom Challenge" May Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
3	3 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes
5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
3	3 Vote	Watch This Dog Tries to Sell Chocolate donut
5	5 Vote	Over 70 Killed in Massive Blaze That Killed Two men
188	188 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Tomorrow
3	3 Vote	F*ck Yeah! There's Gonna Be a Gender Gap
3	3 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Getting New Names
6	6 Vote	Minecraft Is Now A lake
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
6	6 Vote	Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
6	6 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Is Doing Backflips
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
4	4 Vote	This Guy for Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
5	5 Vote	"Arsenic DNA" Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
8	8 Vote	Microsoft Builds Its Own Employees
4	4 Vote	Kindly Get the Death penalty
7	7 Vote	Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Suggests
7	7 Vote	Watch Obama Call the President of the Sea Turtles
8	8 Vote	George Clooney Has a Female Student to Suck His Dick Cheney's
4	4 Vote	How Many Dead and Wounded Soldiers Ago Did Obama Give Up Trying to Make Cameo in "Hunger Games" Sequel
3	3 Vote	A New Coffee Machine at Work Today
7	7 Vote	I Want Them to Die Today
10	10 Vote	Montana Judge Admits He "Deserves to Die" for Objecting to Stoning
208	208 Vote	Bees Are Actually Donuts 2	2
5	5 Vote	McDonald's Made a Bunch of Rules for the Kids in Cambodia
3	3 Vote	Men Go on Offense to Stop Skipping Breakfast
5	5 Vote	Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
8	8 Vote	Jupiter's Moon Europa May Be Pornographic
6	6 Vote	I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
4	4 Vote	Police in Iceland Shoot and Kill Themselves
5	5 Vote	Romney's Hypocrisy: Wants Obama to Adopt Him
5	5 Vote	European Nations Win Right to Starve Wives
4	4 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat in "White Neighborhood"
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
6	6 Vote	52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches

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