Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
69	69 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
149	149 Vote	BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
145	145 Vote	Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
190	190 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
225	225 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
179	179 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Balls 1	1
169	169 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
211	211 Vote	Now You Can Hump It
150	150 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
205	205 Vote	I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
68	68 Vote	Google Reader Users Have to Be Upside-Down
276	276 Vote	I May Have Died
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
285	285 Vote	Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
60	60 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Your Childhood 1	1
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
136	136 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4 1	1
59	59 Vote	R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of SOPA 1	1
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
137	137 Vote	These People Are Still Displaced From Hurricane Sandy. We Should Ignore Them Now
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
91	91 Vote	Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
232	232 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns 1	1
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
111	111 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
83	83 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Snitch on Friends Not Using Top-Level Arrays
165	165 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Into Batman: Arkham City Demo
148	148 Vote	If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
294	294 Vote	Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download 1	1
106	106 Vote	The Problem IS We Don't Know Who You're Talking About
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3

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