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19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?

19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City? by TheHarshTruthOfTheCameraEye via Flickr

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2013-12-28

2013-12-28

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