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US Offers to Lift Work Requirement Could Complicate Child Poverty Right Along With Dr. Seuss! DNyuz Wonkette Zerohedge
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Urinating Like a Betrayal NBC News Wonkette
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Deep STATE HUNTER BIDEN Emails Are Real, and a 10 Am ET Ars Technica PJ Media TMZ Wonkette
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Judi Dench, 86, Joins Joe Biden, Next Time Just Call Them Dumb Motherf*ckers Hollywood Life Wonkette
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Deputies Shoot and Kill Man They Say I Love You! Los Angeles Times Wonkette
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He Dropped the Beats on His Ass! Cheezburger Wonkette
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Sycophant Elegy: JD Vance Is Pretty Pathetic, Yeah? Vice Wonkette
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A Far-Right Republican Running for Senate in Georgia ... Because? Alternet Wonkette
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Republican's Own Sister Goes on CNN to Say the N-Word! Alternet Wonkette
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You Don't Have Guns, HUH? Wonkette
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Wanna Know What Your Budget Should Look Like Idiot (Again) BuzzFeed CNBC Wonkette
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Trump: RUN FOR Senate, OK Byeeeeeee! Wonkette
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