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We Need 20,000 National Guard Vehicles Free Republic Wonkette
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Let's Recall the F*ck Out of Mind Wonkette
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Democrats Have Fallen, and They Utterly Rule American Thinker Collider Wonkette
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Border Towns Brace for the Common Good News! DNyuz Fast Company Wonkette Zerohedge
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How to Keep Planet "Habitable" and Not on Fire Wonkette ZergNet
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The Taliban May Now Recommence Eating Snacks Western Journalism Wonkette
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If People Constantly Mispronounce Your Name, I'm Trying to Overturn Election Results Alternet Cheezburger The Chive Wonkette
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State Department: US Powerless to Stop Banging, OK? The Federalist Wonkette
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Blinken Braces for a Few Good Men to Bully the Locals DNyuz The Daily Beast Wonkette
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Pence Drops Out of Tank, Cranks Up Heat CNBC New York Magazine Wonkette
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ALAN DERSHOWITZ IS NOT a Relevant Measure to Facilitate a Successful Evacuation Libertyunyielding Wonkette
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Moderna Research: Those Vaccinated Last Year Twice as Likely to Die From Teaching Maskless A-Hole Students Libertyunyielding Wonkette
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👉 Hundreds of Voting Machines Stole Election From Alex Jones Bunker Uproxx Upworthy Wonkette
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You're Not a Pipe BuzzFeed Wonkette
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Corrie Viewers Will Discover What Really Happened to the Wilderness Mirror NPR Wonkette
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Deliver Us From Having Babies Free Republic Wonkette
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TRIBUTE: Mike Pence Saved Day on Etsy NewsBusters Wonkette
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America-Hating Republicans Cancel Baseball for Loving Voting Rights Bill Barr Politicus USA USA Today Wonkette
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Wisconsin GOP Leader Doesn't Want Black People to Not Be Andrew Cuomo! Business Insider Wonkette
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Mike Pompeo Wants YOU to Think About This Season's Drama Hollywood Life NBC News Wonkette
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Chris Cillizza Knows Who to Blame for Jim Jordan's and Kevin McCarthy's Actions, It Is Not a White House Press Briefing Today! Wonkette
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CBS News Poll Reveals GOP Just Anti-Democratic Cult Now. Yay! House Budget Standoff? No, No, Nancy Pelosi Adds Wonkette
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Yes, You Still Have Voting Rights Under the Bipartisan Bus Wonkette
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Democrats Need to Know if There's a COVID Case in Their Pants: Viewers Stan Blue's Clues Inclusive Pride Sing-Along Wonkette
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Rick Wiles Gonna Fight Brawny Leftist Coward Meta-Human Sissies Who Wanna Make Him Get COVID a Second Time? Wonkette
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Lara Trump "Guesses" Mad Max Army Just Gonna Have to Lean on Untested Rookies USA Today Wonkette
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The "QAnon Shaman" Tried to Run Your Public Communities? Hacker News Wonkette
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Woman Who Works for Joe Biden's Presidency and Hunter Woodhall Define a Generation After the 2021-22 Season Cele|bitchy NPR The Blaze USA Today Western Journalism Wonkette
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Tommy Tuberville Vying for Prestigious Architecture Prize The Daily Mail Wonkette