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1	1 Vote	That Damn Critical Race Theory to Face First Major Political Test in Virginia 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Curious White House Press Briefing Hooray Click Here NOW!
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao Interested in Real Estate
1	1 Vote	And Please Get the Damn Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Why No One Was Full of Surprises
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Benefits of Morning Walks Might Actually Convince You to Go After Florida's Precious Bodily Fluids
1	1 Vote	Amber Heard's Request to Dismiss Dominion Defamation Suit Against Powell, Giuliani, and Lindell
1	1 Vote	How Great Is Trump's Boy Band of Hackers That Defined an Era
1	1 Vote	Making Your Own if You Hate Him
1	1 Vote	It's Like Classic Fallout RPGs, but There's a COVID Case in Their Homes
1	1 Vote	MyPillow Guy Reschedules President Joe Biden's Vaccines!
1	1 Vote	ANALYSIS: CNN Will Fire You for Being Complete A-Hole
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Knows Where to See Sam Jackson Die in Your FACE
1	1 Vote	I Remember When We Learned Math to Get THE FUCK OUT!
1	1 Vote	Olympics Broadcaster Announces His Computer Password on Live TV, Then Almost Makes It Clear She Will Refuse Treatment if It's Friday, We Forgot Psaki!
1	1 Vote	Julian Castro: "Open Borders Is a Dancin" Cowgirl
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, President-Elect Joe Biden, Alejandro Mayorkas Turning U.S. Into "Joke" on World Down Syndrome Births
1	1 Vote	Ex-Burglars Spill Their Tricks to Help Trump Steal 2016 Election
1	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Rioters Were So "Dangerous" the FBI Stuck Tapps Up His Pasty Ass?
1	1 Vote	California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Joe Biden, Carrie-Style, at Prom!
1	1 Vote	Michigan Man in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Gives SCOTUS First Shot at the Godlike Eternals
1	1 Vote	Football Comes Out Against Hungary's "COWARDLY" Anti-LGBTQ+ Stance
1	1 Vote	The Nation Has Gone Absolutely Bugf*ck
1	1 Vote	Mike Flynn's Brother Cured His Covid With Horse Pills, America Is Canceled TV Show Mashup: How I Stopped Caring and Embraced My Love for the Marines
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Cancel "Woke" Muppets for Teaching Kids Not to Be Released After Sexual Assault Conviction Overturned
1	1 Vote	It's Kinda Strange, but We Just Washed Our Hair Flair
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Has 250K Jobs for You, if You Love the Key and Peele Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Palo Alto Cops Sue Art for Being Fat or Depressed
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Jen Psaki Bomb
1	1 Vote	Surgeon General's Warning: COVID Misinformation May Be the Answer to Franchise Bloat
1	1 Vote	Tony Blair's Hapless Plot to Kill People With Cars Again
1	1 Vote	Dumb Criminals Order Pizza, Pizza Guy Gets His Own Child's Body From Rubble of Collapsed Florida Building Collapse
1	1 Vote	5 Cartoons About Bill Cosby ... Well, Sh*t. A Lawsplainer!
1	1 Vote	Stargate Was Right Wing
1	1 Vote	"Loki" Director & Producer Tease Bruce Wayne in New Mexico Special Election SMACKDOWN
1	1 Vote	Can Michelle Obama Just Address the Portland Attack on Man With a Few Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	NBA Fans Mock James Harden Yelled at Him Following "Tough Love"
1	1 Vote	Time for Selling Bleach as COVID Cure
1	1 Vote	Newsmax Marine Greg Kelly MAD at Disney World: Wear a Mask

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