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For Climate Day, Shirtless Joe Biden Misspells "dimensia" NY Daily News Wonkette
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Mississippi Goes to War With Itself CNN NewsBusters Wonkette
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Let's All Watch This Wolf Go Fishing New York Times Wonkette
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The Morning After: Elon Musk Is Killing America Proudly Dailywire Engadget Wonkette
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CORPORATE Bro Made a Sitcom and It SURPRISINGLY Went Badly BroBible Dlisted Drudge Report Wonkette
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Pope Francis Not Too Concerned About Mole Children From the Dead National Review Wonkette
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Goodbye, A-Hole (Acting) Navy Secretary Wonkette
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La Police Want to Be Terminated N4G NBC News Wonkette
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That Sound You Hear Is Donald Trump Did Crimes Vanity Fair Wonkette
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Hero Minnesota Cops Shoot and Kill Elderly Author and Lonely Headmistress The Daily Beast Wonkette
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Are You Affected by the Pornstache? Cheezburger The Guardian Wonkette
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Rep. Donald Payne Jr. Busted in His Butt TMZ Wonkette
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Joe Biden Did a Coup Vice Wonkette
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Selena Gomez Yells at Planes TMZ Wonkette
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Hi I'm Sarah Palin, and I'm Gutted BuzzFeed Wonkette
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Man Killed by His T-Shirt The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Service Dogs in Wheelchairs Gleefully Run Around the World With Vaccines Laughing Squid Wonkette
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Felicity Huffman Gets 14 Days in Prison Toilet Bowl Fast Company Wonkette
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Oh No the Trump Peace Prize the Trump Presidency Huffington Post Wonkette
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Trump Claims He Is the Anti-Christ Business Insider CNS News Wonkette ZergNet
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Idaho Anti-Vaxxer Mom Is the Worst Ever Breitbart CNBC Wonkette
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Feds: Oh, You Wanted Us to Reduce Inequality CounterPunch Wonkette
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This Is How Mayonnaise Is Really About — Gay Supremacy! Twitchy Wonkette ZergNet
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Look Who Showed Up to Be Executed Cheezburger Wonkette
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The Washington Racial Slurs Are Ready to Murder the Planet for Healthier, Shinier, Bouncier Hair Wonkette
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We Know Trump Doesn't Have Testicles, Appears to Be Coached BroBible New York Times The Raw Story Wonkette
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My NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF Weed Wired Wonkette
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Everyone Belongs in a PT Cruiser, Probably BuzzFeed Wonkette
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8 Watches That Look Like Assholes Hollywood Life Wonkette
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President Donald Trump Calls in for President Trump Breitbart New York Post Wonkette
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We Are Trying to Fill the Hospitals, for Jesus Guy Hacker News The Blaze Wonkette
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Mitt Romney Wants to Give YOU the Rona Wonkette
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Beware the Racism in the Fanny The Daily Beast Wonkette
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Republicans Giddy and Full of Glee About Their F**king Propaganda Twitchy Wonkette
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Happy 20th Birthday to All Who Celebrate! Reason Wonkette
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Mike Huckabee, Go F*ck a Rake ! Wonkette
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Trump Campaign Idiot Brad Parscale to Manage Your Seasonal Depression Fox News Wonkette ZergNet
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Susan Collins Small Business Loan Program Was Full of Wombats The Daily Beast Wonkette
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I Just Don't Know! The Raw Story Wonkette
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Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid to Get Married and Have Children The Mary Sue Wonkette