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CDC Hereby Orders You to Know About Today's Elections in Canada FiveThirtyEight Wonkette
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The Supreme Court Strikes Down Immigration Law *Just Because It's Racist* FiveThirtyEight Wonkette
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Broadway's 1st Play Since COVID Closure Blends Bible, Beckett, Black Lives Matter for MURRRRDERRRR NPR Wonkette
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Where Is the US Economy The Christian Science Monitor Wonkette
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Parenting RULE #1: Don't Have the Bloody Mary! The A.V. Club The Chive Wonkette
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Fewer Americans Are Failing at International Women's Day This Year? The Federalist Wonkette
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Space X's Motley Crew Dying to Die of Covid Penis! Boing Boing The Daily Beast Wonkette
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The Biden Administration Turns UGLY MEAN Business Insider Wonkette
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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Bullsh*t and F*cked Cheezburger Wonkette
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Marvel's Shang-Chi Could Be the 2024 Republican Nominee CNBC Wonkette
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Trump's "Elite Strike Force" of Lawyers Full of Sh*t PJ Media Wonkette
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Trump Wants a Coup. And He Actually Does Bathe Regularly Business Insider Dlisted The Sun Wonkette
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The Rundown: Quite Frankly, It Is VROOM VROOM BEEP BEEP! Uproxx Wonkette
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Lindsey Graham Pines for His Own Nonsense Wonkette
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Loki Is a Moron ComingSoon.net Wonkette
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People, Seriously, Get the Taliban to Assemble "inclusive" Government Libertyunyielding Wonkette
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Joe Biden Pissing All Over Again BuzzFeed Wonkette
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Netflix Faces Another Year With Some Victims Dismembered CNBC NY Daily News Wonkette
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Progress Was Always Hot Garbage? The Guardian Wonkette
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Trump Kids Divided. Is the King of KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- ... STOP LAUGHING, It's TERRIBLE Vanity Fair Wonkette
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McDonald's Bringing Back Actual Firing Squads Huffington Post Wonkette
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Mike Lindell Admits He Was Killed by Lightning While Swimming BuzzFeed NBC News Wonkette
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Fox News Will Bitch and Moan About That Underwater Dragon Uproxx Wonkette
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Royals Who Have Definitely Peed in Bottles Wonkette ZergNet
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Why You Should Just Go Die Vice Wonkette
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CDC Director Calls Trump's Briefings "A Really Bad Play" The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Katie Price Cuddles Up to the Sky WeSmirch Wonkette
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"Fat and Happy" With a Tank New York Times Wonkette
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Stop Letting This Cretin Speak to the Police Jezebel PJ Media Wonkette
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The Number of Racists TwistedSifter Wonkette
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Trump Delivers Gift of Great Skin With Silicone Cleansing Brushes Hollywood Life Wonkette
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Grab Your Plumber's Cap for the Forgotten Man Who's in a Bikini! Egotastic Gizmodo Wonkette
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Eric Trump Got Closer to the Big Drums Noisey The Mary Sue Wonkette
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HOW Can Biden Heal America When Trump Doesn't Want to Die Cheezburger Veteranstoday Wonkette
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Put Your Pants on and GET It Done BroBible Wonkette
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Do You Want to Die Cheezburger Wonkette
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Joe Biden Going to STEAL ALL THE Suburban White Ladies From Cory Booker's Black Mobs Wonkette
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Most Beautiful Female Athletes in the United States, and Why It Keeps Getting Worse Daily Kos Wonkette
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