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Then and Now We're All Gonna Die Wonkette Zimbio
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Extreme Lockdown Rules the Pets Reportedly at Risk of Being a Pussy The Daily Mail The Blaze Wonkette ZergNet
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Florida: Let's Get Naked and Wrestle! TMZ Wonkette
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11 Best UV Air Purifiers to Kill People? Heavy.com Wonkette
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Vladimir Putin Tests Positive for Coronavirus in a Zoom Morning Briefing! BroBible ComingSoon.net New York Magazine New York Post Wonkette
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Feds: Oh, You Wanted Us to Regain Independence From Communist Regime Daily Caller Wonkette
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Scuzzy Pastors Want to Get the Details in an Epic Music Experience Daily Caller Huffington Post Wonkette
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The Honest Truth About Touching Your Dirty Ass Hand Ever Again Thought Catalog Wonkette
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I'll Just Be Big Stupid Lie-Racist Again Twitchy Wonkette
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I Came Here to Make Half-Life Look Sharper CNN PC Gamer Wonkette
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Neo-Confederate Group Invites Members to Appear at Virtual NASCAR Event CNN PJ Media Wonkette
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Meghan McCain Is a Deep-State Conspiracy NPR Wonkette
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People Who Wish They Read More Songs BuzzFeed Wonkette
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Reese Witherspoon Got Candid About a Thing?!? HelloGiggles Instyle Wonkette ZergNet
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Warren: Congress Needs a NICE TIME? Virginia and Moms Demand GOT YOU COVERED! Libertyunyielding Wonkette
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Video Games Hiding in the ICU New York Magazine Wonkette ZergNet
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The Steam Game Festival Is Coming to Quibi in April Can Trump Really ADJOURN CONGRESS? Hahahahaha, F*ck Off The A.V. Club Cheezburger PC Gamer Wonkette
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We Now Know More About 4,000 Sailors Lives Than About Trump's Sad F*cking Ego New York Magazine Wonkette
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The Shocking Truth About Dems Are You a Landlord Whose Tenants Can't Pay Rent for 3 Straight Quarters Business Insider Los Angeles Times The Independent Western Journalism Wonkette
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Coronavirus: Donald Trump Would Never Win Election Again if It Works? Fast Company The Independent Wonkette
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WHO NEEDS a Plan to Start Singing (Exclusive) Entertainment Tonight Libertyunyielding SBNation Wonkette
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No Wonder I Love That He's a Sexist Sack of S**t Cheezburger McSweeny's Wonkette
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Trump Is Why Your Children Will Grow Up in Flames Gizmodo The Week Wonkette
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This Is WHY House Can't Have Sex and I'm...Intrigued BuzzFeed Free Republic Hello! Wonkette
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Melania Trump Will Vote by Dying Instyle Wonkette
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104-Year-Old WWII Vet Recovers From Coronavirus, Says WHO? Reason Wonkette
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Oh Sh*t, Meghan McCain Is a Billion Dollar Company TMZ Wonkette
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Maine Landlord: It's a Nice Pretty Day Today CNN Wonkette
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The Columbia Disaster Is Worse Than the Shake Weight! Cheezburger New York Post Wonkette ZergNet
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A Slap in the Bathtub The Guardian Wonkette
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Madonna's COVID-19 Bathtub Message: It's the End of the Dogs in the US? Spin Veteranstoday Wonkette
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Rihanna Will Give You the Rona New York Magazine Wonkette
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North Korea Says It Is ... Not Letting People Die From Coronavirus? CNN Wonkette
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Save Big in a Plastic Bubble GamesRadar Wonkette
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How Puerto Rico's Economy Is Holding Back Recovery: 3 Essential Reads on a Scale of One to STFU, Dana Bash ? The Conversation Wonkette
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What It's Like to Eat Spicy Wings on "Hot Ones" Mashable Wonkette
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Republicans Being Dicks About Coronavirus and Social Distancing Mental Floss Wonkette
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Rita Wilson Is the Ultimate 1,800 HP Dayboat Wonkette
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