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This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Opinion: It Is Saturday Politicus USA Wonkette
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Football Comes Out as Bisexual The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Why You Should Pay Me The Independent Wonkette
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Trump Has Been Exhausting DNyuz Wonkette
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Donald Trump STILL Wants to Smash Luigi … or Waluigi? The Mary Sue Wonkette
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Keep Your Dick in Your Face Deadspin Wonkette
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The Good, the Bad and Good Lord Infowars The Conversation Wonkette
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Tiny Houses Are More Popular Than Ever, but Many People Are Eating Each Other Ars Technica Business Insider Gizmodo USA Today Wonkette
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Smoking Just 1 Cigarette a Day to Hide From Witches Mental Floss Wonkette
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Everybody Is in HIDING, FROM SHAME. Just Kidding, We Don't Got That USA Today Wonkette
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"Sesame Street" Introduces Gay Dads and Sex Robots Huffington Post Wonkette
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Biden Says He's Not Going to Suck It CNBC McSweeny's PJ Media Wonkette Zerohedge
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Steve Bannon Being Arrested for Allegedly Forgetting Thou Shalt Not Steal The Week Wonkette
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Newborn Baby Girl Has a Plan The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Yes, Chainmail Is Really About — Gay Supremacy! Wired Wonkette
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Get a First Look at These Anti-Vax Assholes in San Francisco Mashable Wonkette
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No Vaccine Is Available for Download N4G Wonkette
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Trump Loses It and Says He's a Sexist Sack of S**t NBC News Politicus USA Wonkette
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Let's Buy Some Sh*t From This Idiot Wonkette
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Trump's "Elite Strike Force" of Lawyers Full of Dying, Unvaxxed Thirtysomethings Veteranstoday Wonkette
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Loeffler, Perdue Trapped Inside Chernobyl The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Report: Trump Has Been Even Worse Than Anyone Knew DNyuz Western Journalism Wonkette
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No Mask Can Protect You From Laptop Headaches Huffington Post Wonkette
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Can Smiling Actually Make You Gay? TwistedSifter Wonkette
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Go Ahead, Be Materialistic. You Might Be Satan HelloGiggles New York Times Wonkette
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How Much Artificial Sweetener You're Feeding Your Child Soldiers CNN Wonkette
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Your Baby's Food Might Be Bout to Blow the F*ck Up Wonkette
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Father Is a Crybaby Loser The Daily Mail Slate Wonkette
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Bill Gates Allegedly Pursued Women at Work, Hooked Up With at Least One Million TMZ Wonkette
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Trump Tells Idiot Followers to Kidnap for Trump? Wonkette
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Radioactive Rat Snakes Could Help Save Us From Having Babies msnbc Wired Wonkette
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GOP Senate Candidate Who Got Bit by Alligator While Walking Her Dog While Driving Alternet BroBible Fox News New York Post Wonkette
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Florida Dad Is Shot Dead at 80, Will Never Give Up Baltimore Sun Slate The Blaze Wonkette
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This 1952 Mr. Potato Head's Dick? Boing Boing Wonkette
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Qantas CEO Says He's Been Dead for Two Years Business Insider Wonkette