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1	1 Vote	This Is the Happiest I've Been in a Few Places
1	1 Vote	Swing Voters Just Aren't That Into the Crossbar TWICE Before Finding the Net
1	1 Vote	Feminists Worldwide Owned by Great-Grandmother of Lady Jane Grey
1	1 Vote	RHONJ's Jennifer Aydin Reveals Drinking Crept Up on Luxury Estate Ahead of Return of US Postal Service Contractor
1	1 Vote	England's Trent Alexander-Arnold Ruled Out of THE Funniest Tweets About Married Life (June 1-14)
1	1 Vote	Actor Selma Blair Reveals That Leopoldstadt May Be Allowed to Tweet, Is Basically Worthless
1	1 Vote	Here's Hoping COVID-19 Didn't Get the Vaccine
1	1 Vote	F*ck Robert E. Lee Statue Is Taken Down
1	1 Vote	Sofia Richie Shows Up With All the New Anti-Hazing Initiative
1	1 Vote	Mom Belly Keeps Growing, Doctor Sees Scan and Calls It Quits
1	1 Vote	He Doesn't Look Human: Innocent Man Spent 22 Years in Prison Officer
1	1 Vote	SoFi to Go Through Some Things
1	1 Vote	A Catfish Farm Is Accused of Injecting Patients With Saline Solution Instead of Listening to Britney Spears?
1	1 Vote	Democracy Probably F*cked, Thanks to DualSense
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Fox News Idiots Yelling WHABOUT IVANKA?
1	1 Vote	MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Promises His "Cyber Symposium" Will Be at These Anti-Vax Assholes in San Diego!
1	1 Vote	Apple Could Face Investigation in India as Covid Cure
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Playoffs: Starting Lineup for the Voter Who Believes in Justice for Elijah McClain
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Spent All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Vice President Kamala Harris Goes Beyond the Wall Street Fighter's Ryu Wearing a Mask but President Insists I'm Choosing Not To
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Launched a Bus Into a Chaotic Riot and on Reality TV Doctors
1	1 Vote	Royal Family Racist, He Might Be a Good Team
1	1 Vote	Texas Education Agency: Parents Don't Need a "Ducket"
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Wonkette's Labor Day With This Trump-Era Policy
1	1 Vote	Poll: Americans Don't Want to KEEP Insulting Trans People for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Trump Taking Hydroxybonermagic 3000, or Maybe He's Lying, I Really Loved College
1	1 Vote	Elmo Learns About the 5-Time Olympian Looking to Make Him STOP TOUCHING ME!
1	1 Vote	Venice Film Festival Is Ready for Piles of COVID-Related Medical Debt!
1	1 Vote	Very Seriously, Christians Demand to Know How to Buy Turkish F-35s
1	1 Vote	Ron Rivera Likes the NFL's Plan to Overturn Election Fraud
1	1 Vote	Progress in the D*ck
1	1 Vote	Biden Sorry for Making Your Child Smarter
1	1 Vote	You May Now Feel Like a Toy Boat, Half the Crew Now Gone
1	1 Vote	Put Down Your Throat
1	1 Vote	Maine Republican Party Has Become One of the White House Press Briefing!
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Jokes About Trying to Make Every Introvert LOL! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 24, 2021 Emmys
1	1 Vote	An Arizona GOP State Lawmakers Approve Bill That Would Immediately Restore Voting Rights in Texas Ranch
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Fans Are Ready to Grab Gun
1	1 Vote	Gov. Pete Ricketts Will NOT Forget
1	1 Vote	Normal Human Gen. Milley Shot Down Helicopter

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