Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / Wonkette Smash Wonkette

2,458 smashes / 4,162 upvotes / smashed from 8,070 real headlines

0.5 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	How to Watch for a Major Train Wreck for Trump's Swankier, Immigrant-Free Plantation
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Trump Campaign for European Elections
1	1 Vote	Nerd News, and Holy Sh*tballs Lunatic News!
1	1 Vote	NC Plantation's But How Did the Storm Bring Record Rain to Pulverise Rivals in Oaks
1	1 Vote	Hey, Buddy! Wanna Buy $2 Million to Get Better, and Special Funds for a Passed Out Polar Bear
1	1 Vote	Trump Town Hall: Well, All Racism
1	1 Vote	Let's Call a Hotline Before They Have Gas Again!
1	1 Vote	Create a Realistic College Dorm Room and We'll Reveal if You're a Monster Again, and It's Very Accurate
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Doesn't Know It Rains
1	1 Vote	Axios Prettttttttttty Sexcited About Stephanie Grisham's New Book Claims
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor Indicted for Using Famous Jazz Pattern
1	1 Vote	Amazing Airborne Microchips Are the Way of the Lighthouse of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
1	1 Vote	Losing Tom Brady Splits His Pants Down All the Time for the Fellas
1	1 Vote	New COVID-19 Surge by Sh*tting on Dr. Fauci Says
1	1 Vote	Found It. Found the Best Mother's Day Gifts for Mother's Day Gifts for Mother's Day Coffee Maker
1	1 Vote	SEE How They Say About You
1	1 Vote	Stay Home Invader
1	1 Vote	100 Republicans Sign Letter Promising NOT to Shoot Each Other in Crowds?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not an Addict but a Hapless Spam Merchant, Not a "Billionaire"
1	1 Vote	Renault Wants Ban on School Board, Swear Selves in as Replacements
1	1 Vote	You Kids Behave or Joe Biden Plans to Return Ambassadors During Summit
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
1	1 Vote	Incel's Dream of Opening a Bookstore
1	1 Vote	POLL: Should People Be Made EXTINCT Instead of Wanting to Shoot Up Network
1	1 Vote	Bill Aims to Encourage Vaccinations, but They Will Be. THEY WILL Be
1	1 Vote	JAY-Z Shares the Best Deals on Kids Jeans, Graphic Tees & More White House Briefing Gonna Be REAL Boring
1	1 Vote	Gossip Girl Renewed for a Trump Presidency
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Began His Presidency by Losing
1	1 Vote	Remains of North Carolina Workers Are Often Told Not to Talk About Vaginas on TV & Tried to Eat Family's Ducks
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race Is on Fire. It May Never Be Like You, Josh Groban Did a Coup
1	1 Vote	Welcome Your Newest Federal Judge, It's This Batsh*t 33-Year-Old Who Will Win?
1	1 Vote	Gemma Collins Admits She Wet Herself and Saves Thousands of Course
1	1 Vote	Can You Stop Having Uncomfortable Calls With Putin, Saudi Royals
1	1 Vote	Ayanna Pressley Thinks Every American Deserves a Job Well Done
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Damn White House Press Briefing, F*ck It, We'll Do It Live!
1	1 Vote	Six Three Percenters Indicted for Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Fck School, Fck Softball, Fck Cheer, Fck Everything You Might Expect, Allegedly!
1	1 Vote	Not Sure 90 Percent Public Support Good Enough to Get Your Masks Out Again, Yes Even if He Has to Get BENT?
1	1 Vote	Trump Gears Up for Midterms by Knocking Crap Out of Their Homes (Again)
1	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity Show Us Hunter Biden's Gun, It Was a Thing

← Previous
1
2
…
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
…
61
62
Next →