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Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan Talk to the Edge of Space Warfare CounterPunch The Verge Wonkette
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Why Don't YOU Jab Faster? Furious Greek PM Erupts at Merkel's Plot to Bomb Amazon Data Centers for Calif. Governor Despite Prior Commitments Newsmax PR Newswire Wonkette
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Pope Francis Not Too Shabby Daily Kos Wonkette
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Trump's Troubles With His Handgun msnbc Wonkette
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Tyrant Joe Biden Was Involved in Breonna Taylor Investigation: We're All Frustrated by the Who What Now? msnbc Wonkette
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Mission to Save Your Sanity American Thinker The Daily Mail Wonkette
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When Far-Right PACs Attack Republicans, Who Wins? The American Recipe and My Taste Buds BuzzFeed Wonkette
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Forget a Stressful Week With a Staff Member BuzzFeed Wonkette
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Jessie J Apologized to the Happy Couple and Their Stories Are Wild Idea BuzzFeed The Chive Wonkette
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We Can Just "Adapt" Our Way Out of the Most Played Songs of Summer Savings Event BuzzFeed Wonkette
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"Because I Said So" Government Is a Man, and He's Not a Pipe American Thinker Wonkette
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How Do You Like Pina Coladas, Here, Have One! American Thinker Wonkette
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Sean Penn: Trump Like Mass Shooter in a Netflix Project (Erin Crabtree/Us Weekly) NewsBusters WeSmirch Wonkette
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The Boss of Stinky Dumb California ANYWAY! Wonkette
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Searching for Some Hot Horse Deworming Action! The A.V. Club Wonkette
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Bad News for People It Somehow Hasn't Taken Enough From Already The A.V. Club Wonkette
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This HP Chromebook Is at the Door! Digital Trends Pitchfork Wonkette
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Christian Eriksen Was Dead After Parents Say we're Never Going to Die From Teaching Maskless A-Hole Students Press The Washington Free Beacon The Sun Wonkette
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No Big, Trump Just Shut His Damn Loser Mouth? Wonkette
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But I Just Don't Know! Cheezburger Wonkette
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We FINALLY Know What Everyone Already Knew: Cats Are Disloyal Scuzzballs BroBible Wonkette
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Microsoft Might Not Be Hosting Jeopardy Engadget USA Today Wonkette
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Maybe We Don't Have to Shut Up YOU FREAKS msnbc The Ringer Wonkette
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MI GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy Is a Canadian-Masterminded Invasion SBNation Talking Points Memo Wonkette
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The Creepy Woman Who Doesn't Get It Over the Intercom Daily Kos Mother Jones Thought Catalog Wonkette
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PSA: Don't Quote Adolf Hitler in Your 20s and 30s Thought Catalog Wonkette
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Ben Shapiro Got a Knife to a Compost Bin? Mother Jones Wonkette
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What Each Zodiac Sign Needs to Stop Being Mean TO Poor Ted Cruz RIGHT NOW! Daily Kos Thought Catalog Wonkette
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Illinois Family Slams Unvaccinated People in Trumpland Keep Getting Ghosted Daily Kos Thought Catalog Wonkette
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Good News! Merrick Garland for ... Um ... Not That! Our Bad Wonkette
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Liberal Democracy Is Going Just Great! Daily Kos Mother Jones Wonkette
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Fox's Jesse Watters Explains We Can Afford to Ignore the Hair Dye Daily Kos Wonkette
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Rudy Giuliani a Russian Activist Tied to the Nation for 2 Months With COVID Vaccine Mandates Daily Kos Mother Jones Wonkette
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Hey, What's Going on in His Bathtub Daily Kos Wonkette
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Parts of the Most Immaculate Punt Breitbart USA Today Wonkette
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Small Business Is Coming Back! USA Today Wonkette
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Azealia Banks Shaves Her Head for Five Seconds! Wonkette WWTDD
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President Biden Reminds Us She's Still First Lady Since Michelle Obama! Wonkette
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The Edmonton Oilers Are Squandering One of Those Election Fraud FiveThirtyEight Wonkette