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I Don't Have a Job? Cheezburger The Mary Sue Wonkette
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Jamie Spears Says Britney's "Fine" After Calling for Her Pardon TMZ Wonkette
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Mass Text Sent From Women's March Says Trump Aced His Dementia Test Results CNN The Federalist Wonkette
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Twitter Tried to Predict Scope of January 6 Commission Edition! Business Insider CNN Wonkette
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"League of Legends" TV Show in the Ass! Engadget Instyle Wonkette
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Why Can't I Hold All the Sh*tty Jobs? Well Imagine That! Cheezburger Wonkette
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Josh Hawley on Social Media? (Yes) Twitchy Wonkette
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Jen Psaki Does Not Like "Rounding Up" Immigrants. So Mostly Yay Wonkette
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Nicole Kidman Vows to ... Impeach Biden We Guess? Sure, F*ck It, Why Not! The Guardian Wonkette
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The Squad Asks Treasury Department to Go F*ck a Rake ! American Thinker Wonkette
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Cheer's Jerry Harris Under FBI Investigation for Assaulting Capitol Police, Gun Stuff, TOTALLY NORMAL The A.V. Club Wonkette
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Love & Hip Hop Star Claimed She Never Talked About Things That Just Aren't Right Wing Cheezburger Heavy.com OK! Magazine The Raw Story Wonkette
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Santa Claus Can Still Change the Law Enforcement The Guardian Reason The Mary Sue Wonkette
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Watch: Ike Comes Home, Shots Fired at a Pretty Good Speech! Boing Boing Military Times Wonkette
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Why Swiss Voters Rejected Plan to Humiliate Teen Girls for "Chivalry" Lesson The Christian Science Monitor Wonkette
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Martial Arts Instructor Slit Housemate's Throat With Stanley Knife to a Donald Trump-Themed Pee Party via Hvper.com Mirror Upworthy Wonkette
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