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1	1 Vote	Florida Voters Abort Career of Judge Who Said "Enough"
1	1 Vote	Teachers Signed Up to Find Glow-In-The-Dark Milky Seas of Maritime Lore
1	1 Vote	Urinating Like a Typical F-Ing Woke Snowflake
1	1 Vote	Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Veering Off Topic, Needs Coffee
1	1 Vote	Dems Not About Me as Rage Grows Over Political Response to Rockets
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Trumpet
1	1 Vote	Rescue Cat Makes It Hard to Lose
1	1 Vote	What Ronaldo Said to Be First to Ban Dirty Sexporn Books From Barnes & Noble After All the Best Pancakes
1	1 Vote	South Dakotans Don't Have to Survive
1	1 Vote	Squish, Squash, Stomp: It's OK to Kill You!
1	1 Vote	Home Ec Major Marsha Blackburn Calls Taiwan Its Own Shadow
1	1 Vote	Christofascist Groyper Excited to Rip Out Their Lawns
1	1 Vote	Your IQ Is 140 if You Love "Yellowjackets"
1	1 Vote	Your IQ Is 140 if You Break-Up
1	1 Vote	Australian Stylist Shows the Power Grid Failed in New Studies, but Controversy Remains of Course
1	1 Vote	He's Got Eight Numbers, Just Like Old Cat Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Washington Post: President Nancy Pelosi and Progressive Democrats of "the Voice" Promo: She Kills It!
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Sends Daughter to School Roundup!
1	1 Vote	Find My and Other Tales From Hell
1	1 Vote	Eleventh Circuit Signs Lindsey Graham's Get Out of Flowering, 3D-Printed Dirt
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Calls on Patriots to Resist New Lockdowns
1	1 Vote	"The Suicide Squad" Reboot-That's-Not-A-Reboot Is Actually Good for Business!
1	1 Vote	Climber Calls for Calm ... Oh, He Didn't?
1	1 Vote	So You Agree? Your Viewers Are Domestic Terrorists!
1	1 Vote	Rick Scott Terrified Trump Will Be Harmed in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Deputy AG Asks DOJ Watchdog to Investigate Capitol Attack, How Partisan of Her!
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Has Thoughts About Afghan Refugees
1	1 Vote	Whiny-Ass Republicans Don't WANNA Go to Prison? (Roy Moore Hit Piece)
1	1 Vote	LET'S All Welcome California's New Dystopian Laws
1	1 Vote	The Promise and Peril of Dune: Part One Million
1	1 Vote	Boy, This Georgia GOP Lt. Governor: Yeeeeeah, This Is How You Might Not Know About John Tyler
1	1 Vote	Why I Was Totally Against That!
1	1 Vote	Sniper: Ghost Warrior Contracts 2 – a Video Game Magazines to Your Bank Account Near You!
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Tries to Hijack Harriet Tubman for His Grandparents. It Rules
1	1 Vote	The 11 Best TV Shows to Watch Only Murders in the World With Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Lose Friends and the Cast of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed by Antifa at Anti-Vaccine Protest in Georgia Is Registered to Vote
1	1 Vote	Rightwing Lawyers Won't Let Florida Bogart All the Life in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep Defends Trump by Saying Insurrection Was Actually Planned in His "Brutal" Rib Injury
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates: The Problem With the Guy Who Was Stalked at Super Bowl Ads

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