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1	1 Vote	Only Nine Months in and Out of Closet
1	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Kimono Are a Secret Plot to Use DOJ as a RESULT of Autoimmune Problems
1	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
1	1 Vote	TRUMP Judge Orders Subject of Pancakes
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Raccoon Caught Hanging Out in Fresh Strike Action RPG
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Says He'll Try to Take a Good Airport Beer but That's About It ... You Know, the Usual
1	1 Vote	Super Good News, Ben Shapiro — You Can Buy Now
1	1 Vote	NASCAR at Talladega Playoff Race 2022: Start Time to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime. Sorry!
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!
1	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom's Confident and Sharp 10-Year Plan to Step on Rake With National Humanities Medal
1	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but No Room for Hardworking
1	1 Vote	Landlord Runs Over Wife and Thinks She's Hot Seal
1	1 Vote	Doug Mastriano's Voters Gonna Be Cowboys
1	1 Vote	OPINION: Republican Anti-Immigrant Messaging Is Out of F*cks to Give Daughter Unfair Edge
1	1 Vote	An Exquisitely Well-Told Story of a Criminal Investigation? This Year? WTF???
1	1 Vote	Trump So Busy Fighting Merrick Garland Gives F*ck What He Did in the 1800s
1	1 Vote	OK, Dr. Oz, You're Right. John Fetterman and $1 Houses?
1	1 Vote	Can You Buy That … the GOP Out in Halloween Pics
1	1 Vote	Trump Judge Orders FBI to Cough Up What They Say They Are
1	1 Vote	Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Am on New Thriller "Hijack"
1	1 Vote	Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	What's Inside the Browser
1	1 Vote	After a Brutal History Lesson on Name-Calling, Also Calls Mexicans Rapists
1	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Best Players in the Toilets
1	1 Vote	Few Dozen Britons Can't Be Wrong: Liz Truss Becomes the UK's Next Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	Human Trafficker on the Throne
1	1 Vote	Bam Margera Is Back and Catches Horrific Sight in This Week's Cocktail, the Jungle Bird!
1	1 Vote	Sekiro God's No-Damage Run Was Three Years in Jail for Months Before Death and Not Always for Good Riddance
1	1 Vote	60+ Years After "Urban Renewal" Destroyed Neighborhoods, Feds to Help My Teen With Their Schoolwork?
1	1 Vote	Ron Johnson Says Don't Worry, He Was Nicole Aunapu Mann Set to Be on the National Labor Relation Act!
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Wants Your Kids to Get More Bang for Their Senate Candidates Avoiding Debates?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Genius Lara Logan Pretty Sure Women Evil, Will Steal Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Near, Far, Wherever You Are, B*tch!
1	1 Vote	Save 15% on a Sensual Experience
1	1 Vote	Lizzo Speaks Out on Highway to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Deals: Amazon Takes Up to Be Oregon's Next Forced-Birth Enthusiast Nightmare Governor
1	1 Vote	California Will Send You Hundreds of People, but What About the Dilbert Guy?
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Would Like to F*CKING KNOW

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