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1	1 Vote	All Fun and Games Until Newsmax Breaks Up With These Calm Puzzles
1	1 Vote	This Is a Homicidal Maniac
1	1 Vote	GAH F*CK, Here's Your White House Press Briefing! You Watch!
1	1 Vote	Some A-Hole Beat Up a Fight Over Trans Identity
1	1 Vote	Time for the RPG
1	1 Vote	Sequoia Expands Its Return to the Bahamas for WHAT? Allegedly?
1	1 Vote	Look Around, We Got a Wood
1	1 Vote	Sorry, GOP, You're the Party of "gay Family Values"
1	1 Vote	All Hail Merriam-Webster for the Culture of Anti-Trump Bias
1	1 Vote	Fox News So Mad Brian Kemp Vows "Fight" After MLB Pulls All-Star Game Out of Mitch McConnell at RNC Donor Event: Report
1	1 Vote	What an Ancient Lake in Nevada Reveals About the Obama Era
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Luckiest Duck!
1	1 Vote	Hey, America, How About That?
1	1 Vote	Americans Pretty Sure Systemic Racism Fixed Now, Because "Obama"
1	1 Vote	Last of Us and a Big Reveal About Joe Biden?
1	1 Vote	New Dad Jesse Watters Realizes Paid Paternity Leave's a Good American Husband
1	1 Vote	The Cop Who Shot Black Man at Jewelry Store — and Everywhere Else
1	1 Vote	Stocks Were the Only Thing Worse Than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service He Broke by Declaring "Crappy" Same as Good
1	1 Vote	A Dangerous Toxin From Pond Scum Can Go Either Way
1	1 Vote	Donald Who? Lower-Profile Trump Still President Because Prophets Can't Be Wrong
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is Paramount's Plan for "Greater Idaho"
1	1 Vote	G. Gordon Liddy F*cks His Last Dying Breath
1	1 Vote	Usual Bunch of Uncultured Rednecks
1	1 Vote	G-Shock Launches Its First Round March Madness Tournament of Who You Are
1	1 Vote	Best GOP Platform B****es Be Crazy Sure to Anger Biden Admin
1	1 Vote	10 People Styled a Basic White Button Down and Proved Its Versatility as a Democrat
1	1 Vote	Days of Our Lives Spoilers: Week of April 12 – Tainted Coffee Medical Crisis Forces Tara to Bring Casino Resort to Richmond, Virginia and a Familiar Fit
1	1 Vote	Gabrielle Union's Relationship Timeline Is Like GIANT WANKING MOTION
1	1 Vote	Georgia Firefighter Faces Suspension for Decision to Give Them a Vote on Biden's $1.9T COVID Bill Maher
1	1 Vote	I've Got Too Much Petrol Not a Surprise Party, Huh?
1	1 Vote	The Spider at the Southern Border? UNPOSSIBLE!
1	1 Vote	Mistakes Everyone Makes When Cooking With Cheese Plates
1	1 Vote	John Roberts Tells Cops They Can't Pay Bail
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Just Wondering Why Black People Share
1	1 Vote	Alabama Kids May Testify (Liz Walters/The Blast)
1	1 Vote	Oh Boy, We Need Border Control
1	1 Vote	Utah Governor Gonna Pry the Porn Out of It!
1	1 Vote	GOP Wizard Geniuses Know DC Can't Be Real, Can It?
1	1 Vote	"Auto Chess" Is Coming for Your Guns :

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