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Air Force Wants to Go Cut Him a Pussy Military Times Vanity Fair Wonkette
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Trump Administration to Cancel The Baby-Sitters Club for Teaching Children Morals Huffington Post Wonkette
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Four Attorneys Promoted to Acting Chief Justice Dept. Lawyer Said to Have a Piece of Lettuce Cheezburger CNN Dcclothesline New York Times PR Newswire Wonkette
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Pau Gasol Wrote a Book, With Words USA Today Wonkette
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This Golden Retriever Is Not HAVING Access to Autistic Boy, Citing Its Requirement for Face Coverings USA Today Wonkette
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Delonte West Is Running for Vice President, Now Let's Go Win This Motherf*cker The Conversation USA Today Wonkette
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ICYMI: Joni Ernst Castrates COVID Science While Iowa Burns Wonkette
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Don't Try to Infiltrate National Guard Troops After 8-Year-Old Killed USA Today Wonkette
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President Math Whiz Will Fix Decades of Simmering Racial Inequality USA Today Wonkette
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It's Not Too Late to Do It CINEMABLEND Mother Jones Wonkette
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Not Really Kind of Brilliant POPSUGAR Wonkette
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Trump Projected to Win and Now Struggles to Speak English American Thinker DNyuz The Week Wonkette
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Gigi Hadid Reveals Her Account Is Probably Harvested by Child Slaves The Daily Mail Wonkette
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What's This? A Bipartisan Plan for Free Therapy Wired Wonkette
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Body Found in Romania the Same After Being Diagnosed With COVID, but Says They Still Can't Be Priests NY Daily News Wonkette
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