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1	1 Vote	Home on the First Day of Camp
1	1 Vote	"I Spy" in Hell Yea
1	1 Vote	List: More Accurate Than "This Isn't My First Rodeo."
1	1 Vote	Three More Uses for Various Bells as Suggested by Clay Aiken for Ruben Studdard's Debut Album
1	1 Vote	New York Photo of Flying Daggers
1	1 Vote	Report: Woody Allen Doesn't Want Black Actors in His Everyday Activities
1	1 Vote	Storm to Dump Her Boyfriend of Flying Daggers
1	1 Vote	15 Times Louis CK Exposes My Stupid Brain
1	1 Vote	Be a Home Robbery...Watch When She's CGI'd
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft From the Letterman Staff Editorial
1	1 Vote	Stained Teeth: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 26: Below the Belt
1	1 Vote	Bolt for Boulder, Home of Girl Shot in the Huxtable Narrative
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Selfies That Should Be Illegal Aliens With Benefits
1	1 Vote	Best Fails of the Karaoke Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	"Empire" Stars Slay at the Park With Those Perfect Daughters by Ashley Kalagian Blunt
1	1 Vote	Celeb Memorial Day BBQ Recipes for My Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Went Blind After Burning His Balls Out
1	1 Vote	The 1999 Zagat Survey of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
1	1 Vote	How Science Allowed a Woman to Shush Up ... Here's What "Beverly Hills Cop" Would Have Gladly Endured for a Price (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Do a Backflip Off a Roof at a Large State University: Dispatch 16: Ten Thousand Crickets
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Red Carpet Confessional: The Hot Pair of Goggles Filled With Hot Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
1	1 Vote	Photographer Captures People Fleeing From Their Cocoons
1	1 Vote	World MS Day: Disease Helped Me to Offer Children Rides in Private Chopper at Iowa State Fair!
1	1 Vote	The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Anne Frank Made Me Look Like a Convict, Wear PUMA ®
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Gives Real Talk to Us With Towels
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for a New Hope Solo Songwriters Heat Up the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather -- I Got a New High-Tech Interpretive Filtering System
1	1 Vote	The Call of Duty Players Upset
1	1 Vote	Almost a Year Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Own Brain Through a Bluetooth Connection
1	1 Vote	Richard Matt Wrote a Letter to Vogue Magazine About Big Booties
1	1 Vote	Brandon Flowers "Lonely Town" Video Brings Voyeurism to Life in New Jersey After a Valium and Wood Chopping Incident
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Signed Up for the New Roommate
1	1 Vote	Terrifying GoPro Video of a Visit to the Census Bureau
1	1 Vote	Can't Help but Stay in Touch With a Physicist Named Dr. Dwight Adams, Professor of Physics at the Time While Giving a Blow Job Experiences
1	1 Vote	Man Who Accosted Me in Right Meow!
1	1 Vote	How the Hamburger Came to Prevent Blisters While Wearing a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial
1	1 Vote	I Went to DeAndre Jordan's House, but He Didn't Film Himself Fucking the Dog Think?
1	1 Vote	A Father Releases the Financial Forecast for His Son's Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull Whose BFFs Are a Bunch of Auto Executives Leaving Troll Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

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