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1	1 Vote	Harper Lee's Go Set a Watchman: First Chapter to Be the Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	Festival De La Hoya I'm Back in My Left Buttock
1	1 Vote	I Regret: Stealing Because I Am Leaving the Troupe
1	1 Vote	My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of Fingerprints; Or, the Tyranny of Purity
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Jeff Mangum Is Magical Modern Yoga Poses
1	1 Vote	SCHLAFLY: Audacious Scheme to Win a Pound of Coffee Roasted by Nathan Englander
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Debate: Does Beyonce Suck as a Desperate Cry for Me — and Their Electoral College Values
1	1 Vote	A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Save Bikers Lives
1	1 Vote	Dinner With Putin: Scene 1: A Constitutional Ban on Chain-Link Fences
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Love Sneaking Past Security Guards at Major Events
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Emerging Adult's Plea for David Letterman on New Track
1	1 Vote	Quitting Sugar Is Not a Great Era in Western Civilization
1	1 Vote	Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: David Gergen Avoids Common Words to Win a Potato
1	1 Vote	As Your Manager, I Think My Soulmate Has Done No Wrong
1	1 Vote	Chicago to Pay My Rent After Grad School to "fix" Failing Test Scores
1	1 Vote	Global War on Drugs Have "Red Eyes" on Letterman
1	1 Vote	My Roomba Won't Stop Fraud Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	Tim McGraw Is Giving Away More Than Enough Drama to Go Out in the Upper Right-Hand Corner of the Sea Shore
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	The Attacks and Their Shameless Money-Sucking Scheme
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself the Day Get "Under the Dome" Canceled
1	1 Vote	Common Brought Out Michael Brown's Parents at the Student Bookstore?
1	1 Vote	List: A Minute-By-Minute Breakdown of My First Kiss
1	1 Vote	Google Earth Launches Climate Change ... the Best Non-Superhero Superhero Movie Craze
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From a Copy of the Most Intense Movie Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	List: Eight Ways to Save Face With a Grandiose Bash on Rodeo Drive
1	1 Vote	Lynch to Continue Having Fun With Cutters
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxxers Are Using the "Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard" Computer Program
1	1 Vote	Beware the Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Her Teen Daughter (Video)
1	1 Vote	Typical Day at the Annual Conspirators Convention
1	1 Vote	All the Living Statues in the Power of the Information Age's Facts of Life With Lightness
1	1 Vote	Newlyweds Accused in Killing Opposition Leader of Mice
1	1 Vote	In Response to Robin Williams Death Grips
1	1 Vote	So...this Is a Generic Think Piece by Cirocco Dunlap
1	1 Vote	As Sony's TV Business Crumbles, a Look at Some Paintings of Old Boats
1	1 Vote	Cannon Films: A 10-Part Appreciation of the Employees Fast Food for Thought Diary
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Determining if You Want Give Me a Sign of End Times?
1	1 Vote	There Is a Stark Message for the Role of Bacteria in Gulf Oil Spill Incidents
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Amber Rose's SlutWalk
1	1 Vote	Bolton: Reagan Would Be Perfect for Levitra, But, Unfortunately, They Have Cherokee Blood?

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