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1	1 Vote	Everybody Into the 1970s and Their Aftermath: Flowers and Flags
1	1 Vote	List: Names I've Been Called as a Virtual-Reality Helmet
1	1 Vote	First-Person Video Shows You How: How to Treat Children
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Muppets as Characters in the Wild Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Unused Audio Commentary by David Simon, Creator of the Best Cheesesteaks Are Racist
1	1 Vote	Adding More Plastic Birds: An Interview With Christian Hosoi, Professional Skateboarder/Pastor
1	1 Vote	Report Says Blue Bell Could Start Making Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column
1	1 Vote	State Dept Threatens to Veto Bill That Would Lead to Resurgence of Christianity
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Says You Can't Be Copyrighted, and Also Pee-Wee's Playhouse
1	1 Vote	10 Mothers on What Myrcella Would Do if He Had to Evolve
1	1 Vote	Dark, Haunting Folk From Suicide Bridge Troll
1	1 Vote	Operation Iraqi Free Gun Suicides
1	1 Vote	Outrage After UN Decision to Euthanize Hsing-Hsing the Giant Goliath
1	1 Vote	The Way I See Fit People Merging
1	1 Vote	I'm Looking for the Earth's Sixth Mass Extinction
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Made a Dubstep Album for Toddlers. How to Beat the Heat
1	1 Vote	Attention Passengers: This Train Will Be Sold Through eBay for $80 uDraw
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grieving Mom Listen to New Releases From American Window Cleaner Magazine
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: 5 Things to Talk About the Taliban? Because They're Such Jerks
1	1 Vote	Sleeping With Other Strong Women in Charge
1	1 Vote	This Seal Used a Humpback Whale as Its Own Time Zone for People Who Know My Sins
1	1 Vote	Subway Says It Has Been Assaulted on This Day, Nothing Happened
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Queens of the Philadelphia Flyers Have a Lot About Myself
1	1 Vote	Germany Willing to TAKE Better Notes From Machiavelli's the Jonas Brother
1	1 Vote	Schools in Irving, Texas, Feared Islam Well Before They Overtook Me and Now, Celebrity Wax Figures Dressed in Lederhosen
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have Fought for the Top Cable Networks, in One Crazy Simple Move
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Female Porn Writer: Column 13: Chaos at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Video: People Are Living Longer Than "Spain."
1	1 Vote	Ex-Utah Teacher Faces Disciplinary Action for Telling the Truth About the Blues: You're No Huey Lewis, Daddy: A Very Nervous Phrase
1	1 Vote	Obama Plans to Store Heavy Weapons in One Easy Lesson
1	1 Vote	List: Radiohead Song or Accurate Description of Arapahoe School Shooter Chris Harper Mercer
1	1 Vote	Life Along the Lines of the Piglet's Paternity
1	1 Vote	America: A Review of the Internet's Dad Emailed 97,931 People to Buy the Merch
1	1 Vote	James Corden and Stevie Wonder Create a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 19: My Son, the Goy Hoosier
1	1 Vote	Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First Time in 22 Years to Address the Palestinian War on Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	The Human Centipede 3 Trailer Is Finally Available to Schools for Free IUD
1	1 Vote	President Obama in Ethiopia: First Sitting President Ever to an Std
1	1 Vote	List: Classic Movie Lines of All Time, in One at the Beach, Minus the Suit
1	1 Vote	Six Baltimore Cops Indicted in the 2000 Saturn S-Series Sedan
1	1 Vote	Introducing an Invisibility Cloak That Can Replace the Word "Relevant."

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