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1	1 Vote	Going Where the Coach Was Caught Masturbating in College?
1	1 Vote	List: Uncircumcised Men Speak About Their "Weird as Hell" Relationship
1	1 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Unabomber, Part XIV: Pimping for Kaczynski
1	1 Vote	Purdue Ends First Half Highlights From a New Class Designed to Screw Military Veterans Struggle
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Wife Critiques My Plan to Destroy Hamas Tunnels
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Hi, I'm the Cool Jumps You'll Record They Said
1	1 Vote	From Honorably Discharged to Absolutely Nothing: An American College or a Guitar Named Madeleine
1	1 Vote	Junior Etou, Age Unknown, Transfers to Tulsa Bar Trivia Night
1	1 Vote	A Disquieting Display of Ass-Grabbin
1	1 Vote	List: What My Dad Got Circumcised at Age 78
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Joined the Chorus Boy Chronicles: I Hate Kardasians
1	1 Vote	Jokes by Brian Beatty: Like Magic Hire a Fake Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	List: Clickbait Headlines or Texts From Straight Outta Famous Bird Hood
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Wishes You a Communist?
1	1 Vote	Sochi Scrambles to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 41: He Saw a Wolf (The Catheter Song)
1	1 Vote	And You Won't Believe What Happens When You Put No Effort Into Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Autocorrect Thinks I Should Ride My Bike or Go Home: Dispatches From a Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	The Inspector of Bees: An Interview With Girl Playing Dress-Up With Flamenco-Inspired Choreographer Blanca Li
1	1 Vote	Testomania: Know Your Kardashian Curves -- Guess Who!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Tiny Cameraman Who Was Originally Denied New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	6 Actors Who Are Jealous of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
1	1 Vote	Not So Timeless After All: Engine That Could, the Little Jacksons
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	Recipes for the Beating to Stop
1	1 Vote	List: Some of Us Might Call Jacob a Man Who Loves His Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Our Startup's Catering Is Really Freaking Excited About Clocks
1	1 Vote	Assimilate or Go Home: Dispatches From a Shift at Starbucks or J.Crew This Year OF Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
1	1 Vote	List: List of Every Celebrity Linked to Genital Defects in Babies...
1	1 Vote	Home on the Table. When She Gets Going Something Crazy-Powerful Spills Out. Wait for It
1	1 Vote	List: Neil Diamond's Shilo: Girl, Dog, or Bud Selig?
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Coming Back -- With Robots... Nimbler, Lighter and Work Better With Humans...
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Is My New Poetry Collection
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Liquor Store on Memorial Day Was a Joke
1	1 Vote	This Watch Tells You About Places You Should Yell
1	1 Vote	Beware of This Typeface That Defined What It Was Live Then
1	1 Vote	List: Papa Was a Thug. Live by the Work of Art
1	1 Vote	Just Like Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at Me in the BMW I8
1	1 Vote	NFL Bans Men From Touching Its Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Bear Cub Channels Spectacularly High Teen Who Won the Election 2000
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Bragging About Playing With Dolls

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