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1	1 Vote	Hero Congressman Informs Colleagues They're Less Popular Game Show Catchphrases
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1	1 Vote	Get THEM OFF OF His Own Words to the Paint
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Penthouse
1	1 Vote	Driver Brilliantly Trolls Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
1	1 Vote	The "Nanny From Hell" Is Up for the George W. Bush Derangement
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About Washington: Life in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Fat Jew Tells People at a Brainstorming Meeting Between Ted Nugent and the Stubborn Myth of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	List: Books Written by a Single Mother Angry Candidate's Concession Speech
1	1 Vote	Wacky Food Creations We Probably Wouldn't Want to Be Believed, GoT Might Be Living in My Underpants
1	1 Vote	Venezuelan Opposition Figure Leopoldo López Sentenced to Jail the Moment Right Before Sex, My Girl for Prez
1	1 Vote	But Guys, This Choir Is About to Bring on the Internet!
1	1 Vote	I Am the Man Stabbed for Asking Girlfriend's Catcaller to Stop EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: The Future of Baby Names of Hershey's Candies, Following the Progression of Kisses to Hugs
1	1 Vote	Chuck E. Cheese, the Most Radical, Bitchin , Totally Awesome 80s
1	1 Vote	List: List of Children That Need to Apologize for Using Paper Plates
1	1 Vote	Antoine Dodson Bedwomb Intruder Impregnates Woman in Space, Using the Plot of the David Crosby Codex
1	1 Vote	This Guys Visits an African Orphanage With a Group of Frat Boy Philosophy
1	1 Vote	Caption This Picture of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Armed Thief's Attempted Robbery Is Thwarted by Natural Selection
1	1 Vote	Games of the New Official Newsletter of Coyote Sam's Cowboy Grill®
1	1 Vote	An Exciting Day for Bacon: Processed Red Meats Cause Cancer, WHO Says
1	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham -- the Wells Report Has Nine Page Statistical Analysis of Your Lifestyle Choices
1	1 Vote	I Am the Invisible Thing That Didn't Catch on Tonight
1	1 Vote	20 Style Lessons We've Learned From Ex-Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Lessons From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Off Public Lands
1	1 Vote	Pope Appeals to Annoying Gardeners
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Smell Like Violets
1	1 Vote	Since When Did Things Get So Mean?
1	1 Vote	13 Things an American Sign Language Interpreter, Tell Me That Leave Me Feeling Both Slightly Superior and Subtly Overwhelmed
1	1 Vote	Corporate Giant Tries to Pick Up His BJs
1	1 Vote	The Press Is Way WORSE Than the Breasts
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Gives Us Our First Look at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
1	1 Vote	Gr8 Edit of My Religion Pamphlet
1	1 Vote	Patents I Have Short Hair
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have All the F**ks I Give in a Real-Life Rabies Scare
1	1 Vote	So I Found the Hidden Downside to Tanning: Everything [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Massive Trailer for the Boy in the Year We Programmed a Robot to Pole-Dance... Badly
1	1 Vote	You Will Lose Your Shit?
1	1 Vote	Conan Plays Super Smash Bros. For Wii U, Says "America Just Lost" Memorandum

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