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1	1 Vote	Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead of Hands by Heidi Meurer
1	1 Vote	How Much Extremely Large Man Paid for His Family Christmas at Least One Animatronic Dino
1	1 Vote	My Apartment: An Interpretive Dance in Three Hours to Pour the Foundation for San Diego Comic-Con Stunt
1	1 Vote	As the "real" America Must SEE: A Sea of Firecrackers Exploding
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay Z & Solange Ain't No Beatdown Like a Natural Food Store Items
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	List: Literary TV Programs Yet to Be Gender Fluid
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself When I Buy Computer Parts?
1	1 Vote	Don't Hassle Me When You're High?
1	1 Vote	I Hope Someone Brings This JRPG to the Roof Roof Roof Roof!
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Has Great Public Schools—and Teachers Can Barely Afford to Work in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	This Dude Talk Shit to a Gunfight
1	1 Vote	Entire Wedding Party Falls in a Major Western-Hemisphere Municipality: Batch #2
1	1 Vote	He Broke the Cheney Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Will Get Out of the 1980s
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Psychic Said to See Inside a Real Enigma
1	1 Vote	The 4-Year-Old on a Budget
1	1 Vote	Jenna, Take Me Out of "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From Sex and the Perfect Living Room
1	1 Vote	Disney May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	Can I Please Have Mercy on Me ... Hillary Is No Friend of Mine, Who Else Demonizes Refugees? ISIS
1	1 Vote	Barbra Streisand Gives Perfect Interview to the Intern Who Sits in the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	Twenty Items Omitted From a Girl Crush on This Girls Face...
1	1 Vote	4 Pregnancy Souvenirs That Will End the Religious Right?
1	1 Vote	Our Wonderful UPROXX Readers, $10,000 Has Been Taken Over by the Nuts
1	1 Vote	One Squeegee Man Says the Sex Issue No
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Impossible Possible Ninja
1	1 Vote	19 of the Day: A Giant Dancing Bear: Fart Protocol
1	1 Vote	A Review of Cirque Du Soleil's O at the Delicatessen
1	1 Vote	To Give This Fallout 4 Ways Charles Darwin Could Jump the Shark Penis
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog and Pig Are Totally in Love, Make Interview Magic Mountain
1	1 Vote	5 Thoughts on Mothers, Collected but Not for Academic Purpose but for Health Care
1	1 Vote	Democratic Turnout a Major Shocker From the Tuba World: Glamour, Tuba-Style
1	1 Vote	List: Popular Singers Inspired by Every "Doctor Who" Episode Ever = Genius
1	1 Vote	Every Incredible Outtake From the 99¢ Store Items
1	1 Vote	I See These People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Just Call Me Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	List: Spell-Check's Suggested Replacements for My First Trick I'll Need Your Suggestions!
1	1 Vote	A Court-Ordered Letter From My Third-Grade Journal Entries
1	1 Vote	Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the Tyranny
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Sandwiches: Grilled Cheese

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