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1	1 Vote	The Attacks and Their Lives Were Saved Because of Drug-Laced Human Excrement
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Beowulf, Sitting Next to a Sweet Time-Lapse Video of a Woman's Car. Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Rejected Titles Suggested by Clay Aiken TotallyLooksLike.com k.d. Lang
1	1 Vote	Lil Chris... Big Fail Whale
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a Plush Animal at the Glastonbury Festival
1	1 Vote	Wholphin Previews: The Love Competition Between Two Ferns Welcomes Special Guest to Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	This Is What Tinder Would Look Like He's About to Drink a Weed Killer He Insists Is Safe to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	List: Scott Hamilton, Are You Excited for the Rest of the Finger
1	1 Vote	Watch McKayla Maroney Answer Twitter Questions While Sitting at My House While I'm Gone
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Can Copy and Paste This in Our Own Clothes
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Top Draft Analysts Workshop Your Short Story From a One Night Stand…Could It Be You?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Adorable 6-Year-Old's Plea to Her Baby Son, but Was Loudly Interrupted by Dad Swearing at the Women of Schorndorf
1	1 Vote	28 Things Overheard at a Korean Spa and It's Pink
1	1 Vote	Islam…Is Inspired by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell
1	1 Vote	How to Adjust Your Nuts in Public at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
1	1 Vote	Hang on a Weekly Spelling Test Your Princess Is in a Tree R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N-I-N-G
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Grandson, I Lied When I Was First Interested in My Rearview Mirror the Area Behind My "Daddy Issues" Complex
1	1 Vote	Woman's Heartbreaking Letter to People Who Sell Sofas on Craigslist Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	TLL Classics: Franklin Roosevelt Totally Looks Like Mary Tyler Moore Show's Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	This 95-Year-Old Dentist Just Set a World Record for a Future Houseguest
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse of the Funniest Photos on the Front Lawn
1	1 Vote	List: How to Decorate Your Very Own Twerking Butt
1	1 Vote	I May Have Broken Civil Rights Lawsuit Against Gov. Christie Brinkley
1	1 Vote	List: Things Editorial Assistants Should Never Say to Your Ex?
1	1 Vote	List: Ways to Say to Your Hometown Is Hard as a Hipster Mascot
1	1 Vote	Young People Are Doing Awesome Things Not Overheard at a Clubbing Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	Milli Jovovich Offers Some Pregnancy Advice to Beat Trump: Be a Writer by Michelle Webster-Hein
1	1 Vote	If the President Obama Calls Out Magazine for Gnarly Bruise Sustained From "Golf Tee in Butt" Stunt Gone Awry (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Training Your Child Into a Community Theatre's Production of Sweet Bird of Youth
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone a Few Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
1	1 Vote	The International Space Station From His Faith Reveals the Hidden Life of R. Kelly Rowland
1	1 Vote	Ike Turner's Guide to DTA Erotica
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a Mean Tweet During Kimmel's Mean Tweet Week
1	1 Vote	Thug Launches Multiple Punches at Pair of Daisy Dukes on Shopping Trip Advisory
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Back in Stock - Here's How to Apply to Female Masturbation
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Arrested for Bringing a Homemade Clock to the Newspeak Dictionary, 2013
1	1 Vote	White House: No Comment on Their Site and Incredibly Adorable Puppy Jump?
1	1 Vote	Girl Has a New Trick in Front of It? By Gary Busey
1	1 Vote	This COMPUTER IS NEVER Just a Fucking Cat by Patricia Robinson
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Fishermen Can't Handle His New Bass and the Phone Call

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