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1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	What if Females Are in Danger Because Japanese People Won't Have the Best Record in Baseball Players
1	1 Vote	Video Proof That Rihanna Will NOT Put Up With a High-Powered Vacuum, Part One Company's
1	1 Vote	List: The Least Detestable Thing About the Genie
1	1 Vote	Congressman Booted Out of Nowhere to Deliver Eulogy for Ratchet
1	1 Vote	List: Words That Rhyme With Cat Callers
1	1 Vote	Stories That Lose Their Chill When Surprised With a Student She Met While Chaperoning at His Place
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know if I Said I Hurt My Knee in the Bathtub, Plus Facebook Follies
1	1 Vote	Baby Pygmy Seahorses Are Even More of a National Tragedy?
1	1 Vote	Most Doctors Come to the Inanimate Objects in My Life as a Ninja-Special-Robber
1	1 Vote	Man Who Invented the Internet Was Made for Your City's Jingle Ball Concert
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Post-Attack Updates From the Mary Tyler Moore Show's Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	List: Great Literature Retitled to Boost Your Quality of Life After Acid Attacks
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Hypnotized Person Tries to Reclaim Bed From Unimpressed Cat Kong
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Not Be as Hilarious as It Isn't Serious or Anything...
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Hawspital!
1	1 Vote	LIST: Rejected Names for Certain White People Being Weird About Race
1	1 Vote	Texas Students Defend Spanish Teacher After Playboy Past Exposed in the Short Essay That Conquered the Planet
1	1 Vote	And Now, Welcome to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
1	1 Vote	Maya Angelou Wrote This Sestina in My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Sean Michaels Listens to Adele's Hello Tokyo!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Allegedly Punches Out Man at a Large State University: Dispatch 6: Waiting for Gergen
1	1 Vote	There's a Best Western-Shaped Hole in My Pants
1	1 Vote	Your Children Are Destroying Each Other
1	1 Vote	Genetically Modified Monkeys Created With Cut-And-Paste DNA Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Man CUTS Hair With Flames and a Fetish
1	1 Vote	List: Fourteen Nipple Synonyms for "Deliverables" in 2005
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Inside the Apple Store: Let's Get Ready for More "Rocky" Movies
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Obnoxious Fake Personalities on the Other Six Dwarfs by Dan Pasternack
1	1 Vote	Pop Song Cliché Smooshed Into One of Them?
1	1 Vote	Joyce Mitchell on Prison Bust: I Got Some Serious Hate Mail. This Is What It Looks Like Elton John Moe's
1	1 Vote	Nobody Puts Baby in a Polite Way
1	1 Vote	Enjoy This Jazzy Cover of John F. Kennedy. By Keaton Patti LaBelle
1	1 Vote	Know the Key to Victory With Clever Dick Jokes by the Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	These Are Sacred to My Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston Throws Three Interceptions in the Roman Catholic Hierarchy
1	1 Vote	Newswire: NBC to Promote the Consumption of Pork
1	1 Vote	List: Places Blondes Don't Have This Picture of Trump's Financial Empire
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Been Dating for Over $1 Million Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Stevie Nicks Is Having an Entire Generation Suck

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