Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / McSweeny's Smash McSweeny's

6,013 smashes / 10,712 upvotes / smashed from 6,973 real headlines

1.5 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	List: Columbus Discovers the Weight of the 2000s
1	1 Vote	Six Inspirational Sayings I've Yet to Watch for in Tonight's GOP Debate Shows
1	1 Vote	Hey Gurl, You Can Watch It in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	List: Geology Terms That Sound Dirty Stinky
1	1 Vote	Not So Timeless After All: Ice and Coco's Marriage May Be Mythical "First Flower"
1	1 Vote	The Song "Black Betty," Which Is a Very Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Is Back, and Here's How I Wish I Could Survive Naked & Afriad ... For $700!
1	1 Vote	81-Year-Old Veteran With Cancer Gave Its Tumors to Someone Who Doesn't Like You Lose 40 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Our Relationship Is a Work Visa by Karen Linton
1	1 Vote	This Overgrown Lost Sheep Produced 30 Sweaters Worth of an Ill-Fated Rock Climbing Expedition
1	1 Vote	How'd They Get Ready for a Pimp if Three 6 Mafia Had Been More Introspective
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Could Make You Feel Way Smarter After Watching This Teenager Jump Onto and Ride a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	Disconnect From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song Stuck in Moscow Airport No Man's Land
1	1 Vote	Iowa Woman to Make a Great Thing When Someone Insults Your Outfit Idea
1	1 Vote	Update: NASA HANDS OVER THE Cuckoo's Nest
1	1 Vote	5 Facts That Show a Lack of Interest in General Ulysses S. Grant Munroe's
1	1 Vote	Video: This Is Fucking Happening
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Totally Eat Your Meat
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Remove Confederate Flag
1	1 Vote	WATCH: All the Governors Out There, FLACCID!
1	1 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but I Won't Write Part-Time
1	1 Vote	Baseball Player's Wife in a Sandwich Bag
1	1 Vote	Your Money… Your Job… Your Life, Bros Takes
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Girl Wants to Fall Asleep When You Work on Your Next Intervention
1	1 Vote	Maduro Threatens to Kill a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Great Pyramids and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside 15-Foot-Deep Cave
1	1 Vote	Jokes by Brian Beatty: Fat No TO "FAT TAX"
1	1 Vote	Hannah Davis for Presidentâ: Scenes From the 1990's in Passive Voice
1	1 Vote	Interpol Investigating "baby Factory" Man Who Can't Tolerate Instances of Nepotism
1	1 Vote	A Brilliant, Brutal Patriot: Why I Am a Concerned Chilled Orange-Juice Customer
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You How to Effectively Work for NASA?
1	1 Vote	The Good Old Days You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old-Girl Named Margaret by Rufi Thorpe
1	1 Vote	Hand-Stitched Portraits of Marine Worms Reveal Creatures From My Postal Plant Manager
1	1 Vote	Uhh, Guys… We Almost Died From Bullet to Stop Obama...
1	1 Vote	I Really Don't Know WHAT It Would Look Like an Ungrateful Bitch
1	1 Vote	Sestina: A Wrinkle in Time for My Prospective Garage Sale
1	1 Vote	You Know How Your Finger Tips Wrinkle if You Don't Have a Guy Known as "Bong Squad"
1	1 Vote	My Memoirs of My Shell
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About a Male Model in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
1	1 Vote	List: FMyLife Moments in the Heart of "El Chapo"

← Previous
1
2
…
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
…
150
151
Next →