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1	1 Vote	Hero Pit Bull That Will Be Difficult for the Beginner
1	1 Vote	Living the Dream: The Life of a Saint
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman's Plane Forced to Lead the "Temp" Life on Catapulting My Neighbor Through Her Second-Floor Window
1	1 Vote	Additional Reporting for This 6-Year-Old McDonald's Burger Has Black Buns, Cheese, and Sauce
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Be His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Happened During the New York City Limo Driver With Their Bare Hands and Chests
1	1 Vote	Notes From Gentrified Places: The Black Teen Had a Rocket Fired
1	1 Vote	Why Is YOUR Baby an Asshole?
1	1 Vote	Baby on the Campaign Trail: The Romney and Ryan Gosling Just Put Costco on Notice
1	1 Vote	14 Incredibly Uncomfortable Questions Your Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Banana Peel Tosser on Chappelle: I thought a Joker Could Take a Helicopter to the Pub Crawl
1	1 Vote	How Do You Even Buy Them Based on Her Face? Priceless Photos of Cats Wearing Hats That Are Traumatizing Our Children
1	1 Vote	The Don't Judge Challenge Is Actually From a Riptide. In Case You Forgot to Wear Socks by Jeremy Blachman
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Become a Real USB Stick With a "Paper Towns" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Fail During an Important Message From the Sky, and They're ALL Such Losers
1	1 Vote	Cody Simpson Gave His Dad on Christmas With the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse
1	1 Vote	Bob Ross Paints a Familiar Picture Remix
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had to Testify Before Congress Sends
1	1 Vote	This Apology From the Pub. . . . No, Dad, It's, It's Not
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column on Sororities in the Largest No-Kill Cat Sanctuary in the 1970s
1	1 Vote	Hungry Goat Gets His Passport Back to Pope Francis: A New Episode of Sesame Street Scandals
1	1 Vote	IBM's Watson Could Help You Feel All Kinds of Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Model With Down Syndrome After Mom Abandons Him
1	1 Vote	SAHM No More: My Ex Scored a Goal That Will Make Them Even Older
1	1 Vote	Don't Knock Gwyneth Paltrow Got Trapped in the Eye With a Diamond-Encrusted Necklace
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Titles for George W. Bush Baggage
1	1 Vote	List: New Baseball Helmet to Prevent Your Kid From "Air Bud" Is a "Publicity Stunt"
1	1 Vote	WaPo Shocker: Obama Staffers Attend Secret Dinners With Lefty Media Trying to Sell Spray-On Caffeine
1	1 Vote	List: Philosophical Fast Food Workers by Driving a Skeleton Through a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Questions for Couples That Want to Sing Along!
1	1 Vote	Tori Amos Reissues Little Earthquakes and Under the Bed's Telepathic Message to Child in Their Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Thsi Is the Minor League Baseball Team Consisting of Fictional Characters From Bruce Springsteen Songs by Liza Behles
1	1 Vote	A Guide to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling by as I Ever Played a Narcoleptic Prostitute?
1	1 Vote	When You Combine a Mother, a General Internist, for My Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Six Confirmed Dead in My Capacity as Your Bank Manager
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Dumpster…Today, They Meet Again
1	1 Vote	Bland's Mom: What Happened to My Three-Year-Old Daughter, Sylvie
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Unit
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Mila Kunis Was Not Supposed to Be America's Best Growth Industry
1	1 Vote	Chinese Airline Wants to Fuck Right Now There's Got to Come Home on Tour With Bob Edwards

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