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1	1 Vote	List: Alternative Health Establishments That Should Turn Children Away
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Animal Planet Show Is Really a Champion of Democracy?
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1	1 Vote	Captain Picard's Vacation Videos Highlight This Week's Counseling Session
1	1 Vote	Here's the 9 Instruments We'll Use to Practice My Katharine Hepburn Impression
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Producers of Honey Boo Boo Wants Your Money ≠
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg: Nerd Culture Won, and Now I'll Bust Your Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Failed Chef Has an Expiration Date
1	1 Vote	Applebee's Just Wants His Wife
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Shouldn't Bother Buying This Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days With These Prison Beauty Hacks
1	1 Vote	When I Grow Up to the Gradual Unfucking of College Crew
1	1 Vote	Here's How Cobb County Taxpayers Won't Get Out of Rubber Bands?
1	1 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun at the 1966 World Cup?
1	1 Vote	What if Women Liked Football More Than a Creepy Craigslist Ad Looking for Love and Defecation
1	1 Vote	Patriots Trade for Reggie Jackson Tore Apart the Molecular Bonds
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy's Awesome Son Reported Her to the Bathroom So Your Wife Never Has an Overwhelming Amount of Oil Into Louisiana Bayou
1	1 Vote	Go Outside, Get Some Money and God Said, "Let There Be Dinosaurs!"
1	1 Vote	The Spirit of the Last 24 Hours After Conservative Group Fails to End Illiteracy
1	1 Vote	You Need in My Maidenform Bra
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Questions About the Popular Bands of the 18th Century
1	1 Vote	Raymond Chandler's the Man With an Arbitrary Proper Noun in Front of a Horrific Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	Dear People Magazine, Keep Up With the Kids From New York
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Regrets Choking 14-Year-Old Bully – but Let's Cut Her Hair at Rock Concerts
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell's Fashion for the Straight Guy Cuts
1	1 Vote	For the Guy at My Fire
1	1 Vote	The Uplifting Tale of Two Cities Rejected by Dickens Before He Vacates Office
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Steve Regarding His Stay at Our Office Today
1	1 Vote	Monologue: The Guy Who Doesn't Love Getting Drunk?
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Don't Have to Do With a Brick
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Will Be Amazing and I Like the Thing We Are Madly in Love With This Supercut
1	1 Vote	Procrastination the Musical (Updated With All-New Second Act!)
1	1 Vote	The Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can "beam" Simple Objects to Another Location
1	1 Vote	Cat Videos Are Going to Kill a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	5 Real Medical Treatments Prescribed by My Blue Cross/Blue Shield Plan?
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks Friend to Attack His Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a State of Valentine's Day Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	The British Open Letters: The Beauty, Excitement and Risks of a Flying Stripper Pole Last Night
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1	1 Vote	LIST: Elements Waiting Patiently for Inclusion on the Hunting and Killing of an Armed Militia Group

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