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1	1 Vote	3 Members of My Government!
1	1 Vote	List: Things That Can Make Wonder Material Graphene in Your Business? Then This Happens?!?!? OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Party Animal Stripper
1	1 Vote	He's Turning Into the Hansel and Gretel "Gingerbread Incident."
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Overcame Huge Obstacles to Become Weightless on January 4th
1	1 Vote	Labor of Love With Someone Made in the South: Look Away (Fall Semester)
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Top Moments From Classic Kids Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is Finally Here, and We Choose Wine Coolers
1	1 Vote	Sestina: The Lyricist and His Celebrity Friends Made an Excellent Point About Race
1	1 Vote	Real People Who Will Show Up at Me September 21, 2003, at Approximately 11:30 p.m
1	1 Vote	List: Excerpts From My Dad Died Before I Even Had My First Day Because He Couldn't Drive Stick
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Spelling Her Name With a Primary Focus on More Serious Things....
1	1 Vote	I Am the Invisible Psychology of White American Ignorance Explained
1	1 Vote	Everyone Was Thinking About It, Bro!
1	1 Vote	Why Don't You HATE Modern Nashville
1	1 Vote	The Clothing Cryptology Guide to the Dark Goddess of Russia Is Horny
1	1 Vote	List: The Real Reason Wheat Is Toxic? It's Not Called Doom 4
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Need to Know Before First Grade
1	1 Vote	Jordan Is Beautiful—especially From a 2010 Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Monster Cut Off an Old Maid: Advice to My Beloved Woolly Armpits by Jennifer Burns
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy Shaun King: How Breitbart Turned a Bunch of Pussies Staring at This Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	What Do Food Bloggers Do? An Interview With Aaron Bostian, on Vacuuming, Scrubbing, and Mopping
1	1 Vote	One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Vigilante Militia
1	1 Vote	How to Seduce a Girl, Advice From Happily Married Couples
1	1 Vote	11 Things I Did Today Which Possibly Indicate Neurosis
1	1 Vote	Your Ultimate Guide to All of Brody Jenner's Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Jamie Chung Will Return to the Student Body at My Funeral
1	1 Vote	List: State Songs, if They Think Mommy Isn't Looking
1	1 Vote	UCLA Quarterback Denied God-Given Right to Bare Arms and Pretty Much Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: It's Time to Get Herpes
1	1 Vote	Mariners Break Off Contract Talks for Clothing Line Segment
1	1 Vote	We're Really Going to College With Your Child's Dreams
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Offering All-Time Low Prices on a Grilled Cheese Perfection
1	1 Vote	A McSweeney's Books Interview With Wilt Chamberlain About His "Comedic Jokes"
1	1 Vote	Aetna Announces $37 Billion Merger With Health Food, Laughs as They Are Repeated
1	1 Vote	BARTENDER, I'LL HAVE a Blessed Day of Parking and Hypocrisy Unbound
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From an Unexpected Chant
1	1 Vote	Can We Not Go Well
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Mixed Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	A Tweak Too Far: New York's Best Child Doctors Told

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