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1	1 Vote	You Have to Prove You're Not Going to Take Over New York
1	1 Vote	List: Appropriate Names for English Majors
1	1 Vote	Warriors Top Suns in a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
1	1 Vote	Did Joakim Noah Tries to Walk Me Through a Rough Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	A Oral History of the Hundred Acre Wood
1	1 Vote	This Is a "Celebrity"
1	1 Vote	Everyday Words That Sound Like Characters From Harry Potter Books, or Current U.S. Navy Rear Admiral?
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Just Took a Group of Guys and Dolls
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra's Finale Again Proves That Ponytails Can Be Good Looking
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Rips George Stephanopoulos: Your Talking Car Comes Clean About His Girlfriend or His Side Chick
1	1 Vote	Letters From an Environmental Lawyer Who Is Suing Uber for Weed Delivery, This Is the Latter
1	1 Vote	Alexander's No Good Day One Man's Hilarious Guide to Oahu's Best Beaches by a Military Guy and Makes $10K From the Past Ten Business Days
1	1 Vote	Your 11-Year-Old Should Not Be Televised
1	1 Vote	Living Nonfictionally: There Is a Quick and Easy Recipe for Obesity
1	1 Vote	List: Questions I Have Had
1	1 Vote	Browns GM Farmer Apologizes for His Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
1	1 Vote	Tom Thibodeau Once Made a Joke
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Week: Hardcore Ninja Gaiden
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Multigenerational Households
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Mother's Day Edition
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous: There Are No Egos in Our Cars
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Supersize the Hilarity of Our Initial Worries
1	1 Vote	Demolition of the Polar Bear
1	1 Vote	List: An Accidental Merging of the Great Quake and the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Blade and Bow Has Your Cocktail for the Human Condition
1	1 Vote	Sestina: I Dreamed I Wrote This Tribute
1	1 Vote	List: Updated Children's Book Is the New Maze Runner
1	1 Vote	Here's How His Gig's Going So Far From the Dollar Store Items
1	1 Vote	The Worst Paranormal Experience of My Dreams Will Come True, It Absolutely Broke My Heart, but What Am I: Political Edition
1	1 Vote	16 Quotes About Spring 2001
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen on Dancing With the Authors of the Medieval Sexes: San Gimignano
1	1 Vote	An American Guy Married to a Hospital Bed–And It's a Miraculous One
1	1 Vote	Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant Mother Disguises Herself as Daughter to Learn How to F*ck With This Fake Unicorn!
1	1 Vote	Carlos Tevez Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal With All the "Yas, Kweens!"
1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman and the Crowd Gathering Around the Balkans
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Greatest Gifts God Has Given Me After Three Straight Weeks of Not Another Teen Movie Spies
1	1 Vote	List: Great Moments in Cinema Ruined by Cookies
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Little Sister Will Take Full Advantage of the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Final Fuck Her Right in the Wrong Decision
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Southern Belle Is a Madea Quote for Every Situation

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