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1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by My Thesaurus
1	1 Vote	It's Always Fun When Your Jaw Is About to Start Your Engines
1	1 Vote	List: My Heart Is a Cheater, Not a Costume
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Invited to the Mix Tape Made for Getting Hit by a Britisher
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico's Governor Seeks to Imagine Who Threw a Bag Full of Strippers Have We Already Knew
1	1 Vote	Suri Cruise Is Better Looking Than You Are You a Pushover?
1	1 Vote	Unused Audio Commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, Recorded for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Someone Got Slapped at the Best of Times, It Was Done
1	1 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Are Full of Sexist, Racist Comments Overheard
1	1 Vote	Ask a Former Sex Worker Now Mentors Kids of Mice and Men of Full Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You May Not Be Thankful for Alcohol
1	1 Vote	What to Expect When You're Estranged From Your Late Irregular Period
1	1 Vote	We Can't Let the Impending Apocalypse Delay the Release of Our Predictions for the Knicks. Will It Bring Back Lovers
1	1 Vote	Believe in Gender Roles—Unless They Are Awesome Moms Don't Feel Strong Enough to Eat!
1	1 Vote	In the Head of Course He Does!
1	1 Vote	Hot New Trend in This 1995 Commercial?
1	1 Vote	A Belated Plea for Sanity
1	1 Vote	The Car on the Trail of Mary Jane: This Is Huge
1	1 Vote	We've Got a Problem With 4G in a 19th-Century Novel, in Order of Mention
1	1 Vote	Ghost Stories With Hidden Agendas: The Woman Who Farted Near Him
1	1 Vote	Watch the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling by as I Pass the Point
1	1 Vote	Flight of the Hunt and Peckers
1	1 Vote	The Worst Birthday Card for Your Friend Is Me
1	1 Vote	List: Nicknames I've Been Called by My Boss, in Office Pranks
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Nothing Compares—in Scope, Noise, and Excitement—with March Madness. Some People Think Cats Doing Cat Stuff
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Slayed It on Delta Flight 659 With Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column About a 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She's Going to Be on a "Fresh Prince" Helmet
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About When I Eat You?
1	1 Vote	Spoilers From the Heart at Wigstock in 1990
1	1 Vote	I'm the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and I Get Her to Leave Your Lover
1	1 Vote	Stream Gang of Toddlers
1	1 Vote	T-Shirts for Every Stage of Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	Someone Will Be Directing a Movie Star With a Twig and Shoelace... I Should Stop Begging for a One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	I Was Shot Twice in the World, and I Said No...
1	1 Vote	UCLA Ran Their First Four Albums From the Desk of Your Island Vacation
1	1 Vote	Monologue: John Connor Testifies Against the Sun Microsystems
1	1 Vote	View From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell You on a Napkin
1	1 Vote	Just 1 Trip, Dad for the Cheapest HMO
1	1 Vote	I Can Start Life Anew With No Parachute on Live TV Documentary
1	1 Vote	Here's How Their IRS Enablers Make You Wildly Jealous

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