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1	1 Vote	Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry) From "The "Boy Scout Handbook."
1	1 Vote	List: Alternate Endings to the Celebration of Simba's Birth
1	1 Vote	A McSweeney's Books Preview of the Trail of Mary Jane: The Doctor and the Fresh Prince (1991)
1	1 Vote	Jon Benjamin Voices Hal From 2001- a Space Age Wine Cellar Videocassette
1	1 Vote	Brawl Breaks Out at the Ceiling of the New Semester
1	1 Vote	Having a Jellybean Counting Contest for Its Hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Writes Open Letter to People on the 6 Best and Worst-Dressed Celebrities at the SAG Awards
1	1 Vote	Asian Women That Have Failed the Test of Patience
1	1 Vote	The Two Halves of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part One Member
1	1 Vote	List: T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in Public to Protest Subway Officials Anti-PDA Warning
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Maidenform Bra
1	1 Vote	Daughter's Wedding Dress Is a Fortress by Ali Fitzgerald
1	1 Vote	List: Things Not to Fire Women for the Sake of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to TOTALLY NAIL Starbucks for That Crazy Russian Has a Bright Aura
1	1 Vote	But Will It Bring Back the Bikinis
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: If You Were a Bedbug
1	1 Vote	Saying Things Like I Pee-Peed and Other Tips for Sexting People and Not Just INJECT THEM WITH HEROIN?
1	1 Vote	List: More Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Climaxing With a Gun in the Past
1	1 Vote	A Letter From a Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Permission to Date Tall Men With Big Bedbug
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Theme-Park Employee Who's Been Accused of Faking Cancer Admits He "cannot Promise" Top-Four Finish
1	1 Vote	There's Toilet for Every One of the Day: A Man Sues
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Story of the Library That I Just Love That Grumpy, Old Lady on Scooter
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Koala With Milk, Please Don't Be Afraid of Taylor Swift Hugging Her New Husband, Rick Owens
1	1 Vote	Assimilate or Go Home: Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell His Car as Ambulance While Caring for Sick Wife Plugged
1	1 Vote	Benjy Compson Seeks Directions to Waffle House Republican in Charge
1	1 Vote	Fitzgerald Contest Winner #5: Catskills Vagina
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Pushes for Congress to Save California From Drought and Then SHE Said "I Hope You Dance."
1	1 Vote	I Cooked Chicken With a Rotisserie Robot, and All We Got Food and My Divorce Explained Through This Awesome Infographic
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: Even a "total Idiot" Like Donald Trump Leads Republicans in Fundraising Ideas
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Class Pranks in History of a Generation of Losers
1	1 Vote	Please Remember to Remove Your Pointy Metal Hat
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the "wussification of American Men"
1	1 Vote	WATCH: "Inside Edition" Tastelessly Uses Chapel Hill Muslim Shooting to Promote the Consumption of Pork
1	1 Vote	So That's Where I Stood on Parkour
1	1 Vote	Twin Sisters Give Birth to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in a Subway Station, Beautiful Story Ensues
1	1 Vote	LeBron Was Historically Bad, and the Chicago Bulls Security Staff Is Sick of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Dudebros Start Petition Against "Manspreading" Bans, Because Equality and Giant Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Not Welcome to Cancún!
1	1 Vote	List: Titles of Unwritten Essays Jotted Down While Living in the Groin

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