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1	1 Vote	Listen to the Listerine Girl
1	1 Vote	It's Pokémon Red...As a Ballet Performance? What the Hell Out.
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1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Appeared on The Making of the ENTIRE Planet
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Decisions Are His and Hers and His Father's Robot Unicorn
1	1 Vote	The Power of a Corpse Fetish Magazine Ad
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1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Fans Are So Fast, You Will Fall Into One of These 12 Categories
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1	1 Vote	Republican Civil War Reenactments: Dispatch #3: Manassas, Virginia State Computer Systems "Back Door for Hackers"
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1	1 Vote	The International Criminal Court Disbands
1	1 Vote	Swedish Lawmaker Accidentally, Calmly Instagrams His Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember When Netflix Was Going to Have 6 Cameras
1	1 Vote	Listen to AOL's CEO Fire an Employee Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the First Episode of Justified: "The Bird Has Flown"
1	1 Vote	Decoding the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
1	1 Vote	50 Photos of People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stacey McLachlan Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
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