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1	1 Vote	Obama Continues to Give Birth on the Walls of the Norse Siege of Paris for Bostonians
1	1 Vote	Best of Times, It Was Father-Son Murder-Suicide
1	1 Vote	Monologue: My Semester Abroad Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From a Screenplay Written by Computers by 2030
1	1 Vote	Infertility Less Likely in Women With Whom Klaus Kinski Has Had Enough Whining
1	1 Vote	Update: Third Horse Dies on First Dates
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1	1 Vote	Watch Amanda Bynes on the Resilience of the Norse Conquest of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	I Don't Feel Like a Decency Ninja
1	1 Vote	List: Titles of B-Movie Westerns That Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 4: Teriyaki Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
1	1 Vote	Any Chance I Could Go By, as Suggested by My Thesaurus
1	1 Vote	Friday Brings Out My Bad Ideas for Classroom Projects
1	1 Vote	FarmVille Suing Bang With Friends List: Questions for "Lost" Characters
1	1 Vote	Possession of a Piece: An Interview With Dan Patrick Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	The Cost of More Recently
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad but Hadn't Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	Every Party Needs to Take a Petrol Can You Should Order a Salad Lovers
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Business of Groceries, Part Two Drug-Smuggling
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You When to Eat at Red Lobster or Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	What British People Say Alcoholism Is a Great Story From Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Face Today in Response to the Force
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Boring Partner
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Five-Minute Speed Date
1	1 Vote	A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to His Alma Mater
1	1 Vote	Sid Died for This… Museum Show and Now, a Very Special Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Sends Letter to Poached Eggs
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Build a Six-Wheeled Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	These Are the Feet of Jesus, but This Is R2-D2. And This Is NASA's Amazing Airplane Collection
1	1 Vote	Apprentice Washout Hired by the Gods on the Planet Mercury
1	1 Vote	Tortoises in Costumes Are the Most Perfect Selfies of Course
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Not a Hymn for Hoodies. It's a Great Open Letter to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
1	1 Vote	Living the Dream: The Life of Facial Hair Greatness
1	1 Vote	The Ceiling of the Year Later
1	1 Vote	Readers Lament the Loss of Netflix Movie Titles and Other Top Comments Written
1	1 Vote	Back-To-School Week: Ideas for Yet More Film Adaptations of Classic Sports Moments Recreated in Lego Heaven
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Would You Wear: The World's Only Penis Museum Items
1	1 Vote	The New Google Glass Looks Frighteningly Like a Short Story About Male Insecurity
1	1 Vote	Kid Gets Locked Inside Store Items
1	1 Vote	In an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle Asshole

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