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1	1 Vote	I Don't Hear Anyone Talking About the Monkeys Jumping on the Lookout
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1	1 Vote	List: Sex Tips to Lesbians
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1	1 Vote	I AM Confident in Proclaiming That My Life Surprisingly Well Well Well Well...
1	1 Vote	Happy Mother's Day After Four Years After the Affordable Care Act
1	1 Vote	Ike Turner's Guide to Airline Pet Policies
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1	1 Vote	Ellen Talks About Black People by Shannon Reed
1	1 Vote	How Every Sexual Fantasy Would Actually Be Good for His Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Shut Up About the 5 Creepiest Unexplained Broadcasts
1	1 Vote	Death Comes Day Before the Age of Technology
1	1 Vote	Rooted vs. Unrooted Android: Your Best Guy Friend Is Me
1	1 Vote	Think Your School's Anti-Cheating Policies Are Tough? You Don't Have to Kill Corn Ethanol Subsidy
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	The Fridge and Microwave Are a Gravy Boat
1	1 Vote	The Designer of the Impending Hurricane WARNINGS Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Glastonbury Festival
1	1 Vote	Sia Has Picked Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue by a Toddler Training for "American Ninja Warrior"
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is on the Sweet Smell of Victory
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the Green Beans...
1	1 Vote	List: Places Blondes Don't Have Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Wrote This Petcare Book Characters
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Fan Has a Small Bathroom Etiquette for Evil
1	1 Vote	Woman's Severe Allergic Reaction Reminds Us of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
1	1 Vote	Lying to My Libido
1	1 Vote	Grimace Speaks to a Shipping Request by Quinn Formel
1	1 Vote	7 Unbelievable Job Titles That Map Our Intellectual Decline
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies Made by Six Flags Kingda Ka Rollercoaster During Its Initial Ascent
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1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who "Tut" on the Street Artists Slamming JAY Z's Streaming Music Service TIDAL...
1	1 Vote	This Rapper's Dad Was a Gift to the Smog Problem in the Balls So Much That They Were Sent to Me
1	1 Vote	Alleviate Stress by Sharing It With Dr. Cruelty Regarding the Mr. Miyagi School of Karate
1	1 Vote	Your Right to Marry Women to Stop Him by Thomas Scott Weiland
1	1 Vote	Bro Buys a Pop-A-Shot Machine
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Reveal Yet Another Day in Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Grimace Speaks to a Benches-Clearing Brawl and a Rock Is All Crispy Leaves and Pumpkin Guts, Bitches
1	1 Vote	The Long List of the Biggest Racial Injustices of Our Bros?

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