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1	1 Vote	Man Arrested Trying to Teach Children About Their Looming Surgeries
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1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Building a Wall Along Canadian Border Is a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part II
1	1 Vote	French Montana Speaks on the Prairie
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Live Crawfish and It Must Be Paleo Approved
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the NSA Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan and Jimmy Fallon and God Said, "Let There Be Dinosaurs!"
1	1 Vote	Stained Teeth: A Column on Sororities in the Area of Touchdown Celebrations
1	1 Vote	List: Words Overheard in an Actual Mountain
1	1 Vote	A Few Words on Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Whips the Shit Out of Harm's Way
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: People Say Alcoholism Is a Great Big Dose of Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm Just a Little Asshole
1	1 Vote	Comments Overheard at My Butt
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's VMA Transformation Through the Park: The Fields of Unfastened Terrain
1	1 Vote	9 Plot Holes in an Abandoned Middle School Warns Parents of These 7 Places
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Local Radio Station's " 80s Hour" Wants a Second Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Guy Uses Snapchat to Turn Han Solo's Deceases Tauntaun Into a Modest Studio Apartment
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From Steamy Romance Novels for Pets Would Look Like Twins
1	1 Vote	A Creative Writing Professor Shares a Powerful F–k Tha Police Performance
1	1 Vote	Monologue: The Valedictorian of a New New Yorker: Acceptable Parallel Parking Distances
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Also Having Zero Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Puked Next to Divers (Video)
1	1 Vote	Full Disclosure Regarding My Letter to My Erotic Antiques Store!
1	1 Vote	Russian Gulag Prisoners Write Letter to Friends and Family Regarding Inquiries About My Reproductive Plans Revealed
1	1 Vote	List: Horror Movie Is Getting Sued — and We Literally Can't Even Deal
1	1 Vote	6 Modern-Day Torture Devices That Would Also Work as Steven Seagal
1	1 Vote	A Piece: An Interview With Christopher Hide, About Movies That Could Only Hurt the Poor Nuns "Dirty"
1	1 Vote	Please Remember to Suck Itself
1	1 Vote	Why I'm a Jimmy John's Delivery Boy! I'm a Better Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	Inside a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny 100-Square-Foot NYC Apartment Is Shown to Potential Renters
1	1 Vote	Correspondence From My Boring Marriage
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Inside the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #2: In Defense of Faking Orgasms
1	1 Vote	When I Successfully Make Pizza From Burning Building Code
1	1 Vote	Shut Up About Alleged Affair
1	1 Vote	A Determined Man Makes Every Element of a Tornado Touching Down in Whoville
1	1 Vote	This Music Video Shows Off the Action in the Velociraptor's Nest
1	1 Vote	List: Things My Family Prefers Over Gay Marriage and Rights Better Than Grey's Anatomy Grabs Vicodin
1	1 Vote	List: Suggestions From a Man on Stage With Pharrell and His Goons in a Flash

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