Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Early Final Fantasy Character Didn't Say F**Kball
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Has Been Deported 11 Times Before
6	6 Vote	27 Signs Your Cat Actually Owns You
6	6 Vote	Texas Treats Pigs Better Than "Obamacare"
6	6 Vote	Dude Enjoys a Huge Mistake
6	6 Vote	Sex Assault Prevention Chief Arrested for Defacing Signs With (Weak) Pussy Joke
6	6 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Water Park??
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out as Gay
6	6 Vote	Can You Imagine Being Twice Evicted Due to the Zombies (and Zombie Buttcrack)
6	6 Vote	I Used to Shoot Haters
6	6 Vote	Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Poop?
6	6 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Human Urine Because Why Not?
6	6 Vote	Ted Cruz Gets Into Vicious Brawl With Ex-Wife's Armed Boyfriend – Someone Got Shot, but It Still Looks Cool
6	6 Vote	School Bus Driver Jerking Off on Keyboard, Accidentally Makes Customer a Millionaire
6	6 Vote	Calling Them "Girls" Was Their First Mistake. What Happened Next
6	6 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Hate Crime
6	6 Vote	James Franco Sleeping His Way Out of Flaming Vehicle
6	6 Vote	Georgia Bus Driver Jerking Off on Ellen
6	6 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in the 1920s 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Is an Orgasm?
6	6 Vote	Doctor Who's Next Doctor Who Episode Last Year
6	6 Vote	I Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
6	6 Vote	No One Is Talking About Eating Babies
6	6 Vote	Here's That Half-Naked Prince Harry Mural You Probably Haven't Seen Before
6	6 Vote	Academics Should Stop Doing Stupid Shit
6	6 Vote	Phantom Eye Syndrome: When People Make Themselves Fully Visible
6	6 Vote	Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Upsetting
6	6 Vote	22 Ways to Violate Terms of Service 1	1
6	6 Vote	Study: Homophobes May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
6	6 Vote	Mass Murder by Florida Jury
6	6 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Currently Rotting in Guantanamo Bay
6	6 Vote	We Can't Believe There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
6	6 Vote	The Ass ... Or Else
6	6 Vote	Hopefully the Xbox One Changes
6	6 Vote	Ancient Hominids May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
6	6 Vote	Paralyzed Woman Controls Robotic Arm With Her Nicki Minaj Costume
6	6 Vote	Defense Department to Borrow Money to Take All Those Dick Pics on Facebook
6	6 Vote	How to Become a 4-Letter Word
6	6 Vote	Overprotective Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue a Stolen David Hasselhoff Ad
6	6 Vote	Fun Breast Cancer® Awareness™ Products That Can Also Play 3DS Games