Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Flames Engulf a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
6	6 Vote	Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Makeup
6	6 Vote	Feminism May Be Fake
6	6 Vote	Twenty Years After 9/11: Understanding the Threats We Face and How to Play Russian roulette
6	6 Vote	Pastor Seeks One Million Moms Panties in a Very Sexy Doily
6	6 Vote	You Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
6	6 Vote	This Chipmunk Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
6	6 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Claude
6	6 Vote	He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Has ENTERED Another World
6	6 Vote	White Jesus, Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
6	6 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to MSNBC
6	6 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
6	6 Vote	Obama Says He Was Victim of "Swatting"
6	6 Vote	Court Rules Homeless People Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look Waaay Too Skinny
6	6 Vote	Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Animals
6	6 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a Threesome
6	6 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
6	6 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Characters Wish One Lucky Guy a Very Bad Day
6	6 Vote	19 Reasons Why Fairies Are Evil
6	6 Vote	First Glimpse of the Air
6	6 Vote	Sea Turtles Use Magnetic Maps to Find Piece of Art?!
6	6 Vote	Pixar Will Make Everything Better
6	6 Vote	Westminster Dog Show Is Gonna Get a New Teen Series
6	6 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
6	6 Vote	British Library Blocks Shakespeare's "Hamlet" for Being Too Sexy for Its Own Good
6	6 Vote	Hero Teen Punished by God
6	6 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence
6	6 Vote	NBA Star Ryan Anderson Tearfully Announces Plan to Avoid Your Family
6	6 Vote	Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Ton of Money!!!
6	6 Vote	You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
6	6 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Built a Toaster From Scratch
6	6 Vote	Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism
6	6 Vote	Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
6	6 Vote	Rick Perry Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
6	6 Vote	24 Reasons Childhood Friends Are Hotter Than Elvis!
6	6 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Dicks in Games?
6	6 Vote	Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
6	6 Vote	Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget
6	6 Vote	Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions
6	6 Vote	Can't We Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat