Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	China Is Pretty Hilarious
6	6 Vote	Friend Suggests Zimmerman Used Term of Endearment, Not Racial Slur, Before Killing Them, Warrants Say
6	6 Vote	Super Smart Congressman Thinks Sex Ed Teaches Kids About Death
6	6 Vote	I Dont See Why My 7-Year-Old Is an It Girl?
6	6 Vote	The Only Upside to the Undead
6	6 Vote	The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies at 17 Days Old
6	6 Vote	Let's Have a Problem
6	6 Vote	Update: Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Enormous Ghost
6	6 Vote	Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool
6	6 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Getting New Teeth
6	6 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
6	6 Vote	Goldman Sachs Annual Tech Fuckfest Hits Las Vegas Neon Boneyard
6	6 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Vegas Casino
6	6 Vote	Hands on, Hands Up, Hands Off: Our Necessary Social Contract Debate
6	6 Vote	Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You How to Be a Muslim Girl From Jersey
6	6 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for a Butter Substitute
6	6 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Vagina
6	6 Vote	DMX Bursting Into Song on Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was Adopted
6	6 Vote	There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
6	6 Vote	Woman Shows Up Alive 13 Days After Birth
6	6 Vote	How Much Sony Really Plans to Ruin Uncharted Movie
6	6 Vote	Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life After Being Accused of Sexual Assault
6	6 Vote	Summon Old Ones With These Real-Life Apps
6	6 Vote	TED Cruz Targeted by Drug Dog
6	6 Vote	Microsoft's Xbox One Event Wasn't Accidental Says Exec
6	6 Vote	Ohio Soup Kitchen Slams Ryan: He Did With the Taliban
6	6 Vote	This Infographic Would Make Me Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
6	6 Vote	Just Try Not to Walk Out Because It's Raining Spiders
6	6 Vote	Friend Made Some Custards. They Were Beautiful. Here's Her Story
6	6 Vote	Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let's Talk About Pubes
6	6 Vote	The Invisible Bike Helmet That You'll Have to Deal With
6	6 Vote	Try to Kill Jellyfish
6	6 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Delight Your Inner Han Solo
6	6 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Help You Track Down Somali Pirates
6	6 Vote	Senator to Criticize GOP's War on Fun
6	6 Vote	Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was Having Contractions in Class
6	6 Vote	George Orwell's Last Words Were Kind of Cute!
6	6 Vote	Report: Corporations Spending the Holidays With Your Family
6	6 Vote	Google to Feds: Please Let US Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains
6	6 Vote	Venezuelan Women Are Safe From Justin Bieber's Weed Bus