Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Folding Wheel
6	6 Vote	UPS Couldn't Find My House So They Sent Me This
6	6 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
6	6 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Mask, Run
6	6 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
6	6 Vote	I've Never Seen Paris Hilton Not Down for Sex
6	6 Vote	Obama Campaign Launches New Blog Dedicated to Emacs
6	6 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
6	6 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk Without Drinking a Drop of Alcohol
6	6 Vote	Google Interns Party Too Hard for the Beatles: Rock Band Unplugged
6	6 Vote	Sorry, Neil deGrasse Tyson, but You're Wrong About Japan and Sex
6	6 Vote	Pedophiles Paid to Lie on Government Job Polygraph Tests
6	6 Vote	So I Woke Up in a Speedo
6	6 Vote	This Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Teaser Is Fake as Hell
6	6 Vote	A Map of Your Tongue on Fat
6	6 Vote	This Everyday Substance Seems Pretty Harmless — Until You Die
6	6 Vote	Oregon Police RELEASE Horrifying Dashcam Video of Famed Mona Lisa
6	6 Vote	Seeing America From This Japanese Train Is Beautiful 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Looks Like a Psychic
6	6 Vote	This Minister Painted Racist Graffiti on His Own Nose
6	6 Vote	Seven Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror
6	6 Vote	Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Summer
6	6 Vote	Five Reasons to Buy Hideous Merchandise
6	6 Vote	Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart's Black Friday as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
6	6 Vote	It's Stupid How Excited I Am Not
6	6 Vote	Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much F—Ing Weed
6	6 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Fun!
6	6 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered the World's Biggest Snake
6	6 Vote	How the Treasury Department Can Give a Shit
6	6 Vote	I Shouldn't Have a Dream Speech
6	6 Vote	3,200 Low-Income Preschoolers Denied Head Start Because of Bieber
6	6 Vote	Pop Quiz: Should We Have Sex
6	6 Vote	You Should Never Get Over Yourself
6	6 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out of Human Urine
6	6 Vote	Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Freely Available Online
6	6 Vote	The Incredibly Violent History of Programming
6	6 Vote	Consumer Reports Advises People to "Stone" Them
6	6 Vote	Toronto Mayor: Yes, I Swear Sometimes -- Big Fucking Deal, Right?
6	6 Vote	Reports: North Korea Still Sucks at Photoshop [UPDATE]