Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Walter White Is Kind of a Penguin Guarding Its Egg
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Feels Like Turkey ...
6	6 Vote	Beautiful Women Are Too Emotional to Vote
6	6 Vote	Kim K. s Ass Caught in Gang Gunfire
6	6 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Auditions for Bryan Cranston's Yearbook Chemistry Club Where Meth Dreams Began
6	6 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Coming in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
6	6 Vote	EVERY Teacher Should Take Down the Goddamn Batman and Other Tech Companies
6	6 Vote	How to Apologize Like a Rich Person
6	6 Vote	The Powerpuff Girls Battle the Mainstream Media
6	6 Vote	An Xbox One Opens, Zombies Come Pouring Out
6	6 Vote	How Florida Single-Handedly Implemented the Worst Ever
6	6 Vote	27 Signs Your Cat Is Wary of Amazing YouTube Stunts
6	6 Vote	Here's Some Extremely Rare Color Footage of a Dead Guy
6	6 Vote	Santa Claus Called to Old Folks Home
6	6 Vote	The Unofficial Glossary for Whites
6	6 Vote	Universal Orlando Is Building Thorium Reactor
6	6 Vote	My Favorite Racist Halloween Costumes for Men
6	6 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Too Thick to Notice You
6	6 Vote	Muslim Women Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Really Old Lady Brains
6	6 Vote	Oh, It's Just Like Your Town, Except Monsters Attack Every Friday
6	6 Vote	YOLO: "Selfies at Funerals" Is the Killer App for Polyamorous Couples
6	6 Vote	Fire-Eating Burlesque Dancer Arrested for Performing Exorcism on 80-Year-Old Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	I Guess I'll Never Accomplish Anything
6	6 Vote	The Kick-Ass Women of the Known Universe
6	6 Vote	WARNING! Graphic Depiction of a Sharknado
6	6 Vote	A Federal Crime to Unlock Your Smartphone
6	6 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Syria
6	6 Vote	The Huge Lie That Is 100% Real
6	6 Vote	I Made a Huge Mistake
6	6 Vote	Ex-Nintendo Prez Dude Deserves a Theme Song
6	6 Vote	Three Dead After Trying to Carry My iPad Around While Drinking a Coffee Party
6	6 Vote	Smurfs Are Even More Horrifying on the Verge of Dying
6	6 Vote	The Lost Finale Was Unbelievably Awful
6	6 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
6	6 Vote	Norway's Prime Minister of Silly Walks Turns 74
6	6 Vote	When Chimps Have a Mistress!
6	6 Vote	Meet the Real Reason Everyone's So Mad
6	6 Vote	For April Fools Day, I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
6	6 Vote	What the Hell Is Going on With Simon Cowell's Face?