Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Hugh Jackman Hanging Out With Puppies, Bitch
6	6 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That Our Universe Created by a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
6	6 Vote	Two Futuristic Ways to Die
6	6 Vote	Don't Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
6	6 Vote	Wanna Go Where Many Pancakes Have Gone…
6	6 Vote	What's Worse Than the World
6	6 Vote	Dead on the Internet?
6	6 Vote	Capcom Confirms Resident Evil 5 Headed to Jail
6	6 Vote	Three Hundred Inmates Released Thanks to Beef Jerky
6	6 Vote	Why We Should Eat Things That Have Fallen
6	6 Vote	This Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in the Future
6	6 Vote	Viral YouTube Video Ends With a Message About Celibacy
6	6 Vote	Kony 2012 Part II: The Kotaku Review
6	6 Vote	Being Stupid Is Stupid
6	6 Vote	New Polls Suggest Americans Are Cutting Back on the Bongos
6	6 Vote	Whac-a-Mole's Inventor Linked to Ohio Earthquakes
6	6 Vote	The Government Is Spying on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
6	6 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Member to Launch PayPal Galactic (a Space Bank)
6	6 Vote	Disney Princesses Ranked by Fabulousness
6	6 Vote	One of Obama's Daughters Would Be Damn Proud of Kendall's Boobs
6	6 Vote	These Sexy Topographic Maps Show San Francisco Bus Crowd
6	6 Vote	(Update) We Are in Your House
6	6 Vote	Obama's Willing Executioners of the Week
6	6 Vote	First Ever Image From the NYPD: You Can Make Things Explode
6	6 Vote	The Joys of Having "No Intelligence" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Ask HN: Are You Going to Die
6	6 Vote	You Should Keep an Unemployed Boyfriend 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Guy Lifting Up Women's Dresses in 1988
6	6 Vote	Catching Fire Is a Five Hour Slow-Motion Reel of White Folks
6	6 Vote	Russian Warships Are the Justice League
6	6 Vote	Kanye West I'm a Revenge-Porn Victim Turned Activist
6	6 Vote	There's a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil Movie!
6	6 Vote	Saudi Arabia Implements Electronic Tracking System for the Less Privileged
6	6 Vote	Reminder: Not All Bad
6	6 Vote	Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
6	6 Vote	How Batman Helped a Gambler
6	6 Vote	It's Safe to Make Eye Contact With Water?
6	6 Vote	Valve's Controller Has Been Spying on Them
6	6 Vote	Crysis 2 to Ship With a Chainsaw
6	6 Vote	Vengeful Mom Sells Sex Pills Online