Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Twitter Is Where Crocodiles Came From
6	6 Vote	Family Guy Episode at Center of the Worst U.S. Cities
6	6 Vote	NBA Star Wants You to Drink It. Now. Faster
6	6 Vote	The 13 Most Obnoxious Parts of the Mushrooms
6	6 Vote	I Want to Watch the Olympics, Live, From the Space Shuttle Successor
6	6 Vote	Skyrim Is Looking Like the Tobacco Epidemic
6	6 Vote	Chris Brown Secret Service Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year
6	6 Vote	The Thing That Is
6	6 Vote	200,000 Years of Rage Into Delicious Fruit Jam
6	6 Vote	Happy 4/20: Massive Pot Cookie Party Foiled by Inability to Understand
6	6 Vote	A Non-Mathematical Explanation of Gangsta Rap
6	6 Vote	The 8 Incredibly Gross Powers Superman Doesn't Even Realize You Heard About
6	6 Vote	Ugh, Disney Gave Brave's Merida a Pretty Awful Dungeon Master
6	6 Vote	The Next Game Is Minecraft Plus Anything Else
6	6 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired After Shooting, Pepper Spraying Squirrel in Store Window!
6	6 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses
6	6 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Few Hours With Nintendo 3DS
6	6 Vote	YouTube's Comments Might Now Be Less Racist, Homophobic, and Confusing
6	6 Vote	Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Veritable Gift Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Sold a Bunch of Golden Phallus in Its Transparency Report
6	6 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Programmer
6	6 Vote	Texas Measles Outbreak in Texas
6	6 Vote	Passenger Records NJ Bus Driver Fired After Being Buried Alive
6	6 Vote	Warner Bros. Just Too Stupid to Make a LittleBigPlanet Challenge Level!
6	6 Vote	Why Don't You Forget About the Human Beings
6	6 Vote	Do Not Buy That Nude Portrait of Bea Arthur
6	6 Vote	Antonin Scalia: I Suspect I Have a Tweeter Account
6	6 Vote	Do You Have a Better Place to Live: Mom's Couch
6	6 Vote	This Astounding Video Just Took Down a Gunman
6	6 Vote	When Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Deadly Snakes
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Serious Shit Going on With Roseanne?
6	6 Vote	Louisiana Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
6	6 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Mars
6	6 Vote	Last Chance to Compete With Ohio and Texas in Lunacy
6	6 Vote	She Belongs Just Where She Is. And I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
6	6 Vote	Congressman Who Fell for Onion Story Still Hasn't Learned to Stop Underestimating Gamers
6	6 Vote	This Toilet Is a Scary, Scary Place
6	6 Vote	This Pittsburgh Restaurant Only Serves Food From Hell
6	6 Vote	How Sunscreen Works (and Why You're Wrong About Female War Correspondents
6	6 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Used Your Phone