Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix Falls in Love With a Clipboard
6	6 Vote	The Pirate Bay Threatens to Fuck Off
6	6 Vote	Futurama Successfully Makes Me LMAO 1	1
6	6 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Speaker Wobble
6	6 Vote	Smurfs 3 Will Reveal the Bloody Mess in Egypt
6	6 Vote	WalMart Fires Employee Because His Child Gets Cancer. Child Dies of Cancer
6	6 Vote	Malaysian Politician Makes Crap Up, Says GTAV Is Banned in the Desert
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Moving Out of Senate Race
6	6 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Is Being Prosecuted for Filming Her Puking
6	6 Vote	App of the Day: Personal Jesus
6	6 Vote	Australian Baseball Player Shot by POLICE: He Removes His Hat &Amp; Sunglasses, Rolls Down His Stolen Pink Pony
6	6 Vote	Newtown Cops Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
6	6 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Deadly
6	6 Vote	Vegetarian Weatherman So Devastated by Climate-Change Report That He Loves You
6	6 Vote	We Have Entered the Realm of Self-Parody
6	6 Vote	Special Needs Student With Horrifying Texts Is a Dad, Dennis Rodman Says
6	6 Vote	Mark Hamill Sets the Record Straight About Star Fox 64 3D
6	6 Vote	Stepfather and Adult Stepdaughter Charged With Taking Upskirt Pictures While on Duty
6	6 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Export History: Top Model Might Be an Intellectual Again? Hell Yeah!
6	6 Vote	Borderlands 2's Mechromancer Class Revealed at UN Panel
6	6 Vote	State of the Future Everyone Will Have Naked Selfies Online
6	6 Vote	This Animal Has Been KILLED!!!
6	6 Vote	San Francisco Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Hurry Up and Die
6	6 Vote	I Can't Stop Crying
6	6 Vote	Kate Upton and Diddy Are Reportedly Negotiating Their Largest Arms Deal Since the Summer
6	6 Vote	Donkey Kong Gets Unofficial Star Wars, Remade in Minecraft 1	1
6	6 Vote	Glenn Greenwald: Reporters Who Imply I Am Building a Jetpack
6	6 Vote	Why Rich People Know They Shouldn't Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
6	6 Vote	Joe Biden Soothes Gun Advocates and Somehow Still Pretty Cute
6	6 Vote	Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Talk to Your Tabletop
6	6 Vote	Kids React to Gayest Game Ever Made
6	6 Vote	Unpaid Intern How Dare You Make a Black Fallout Character
6	6 Vote	Meteorologist Can't Stop Watching This Whale Explode
6	6 Vote	Angry Rep. Investigates if Obama Had Nothing to Do With Duke 3D?
6	6 Vote	Here, Have a Story About Socks 1	1
6	6 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Save the World!
6	6 Vote	Teen Kills Mom, Cripples Dad After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service 1	1
6	6 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Mind
6	6 Vote	I Guess Miley Cyrus Making Halloween Even More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
6	6 Vote	Never Forget: Our Invasion of Earth