Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Charming Prison Gang Leader Knocks Up Four Guards Hired to Kill…
6	6 Vote	What's Worse Than a Developing Country?
6	6 Vote	Ian McKellen Gandalf's Protecting My Ass With $100 Bills ... Here's Proof
6	6 Vote	A Conservative Millionaire's Quest to Build a Better CLI for Git
6	6 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Don't Teach
6	6 Vote	Republicans and Democrats Are Uniting to End Government Corruption. And It's Heartbreaking
6	6 Vote	Snowden: The Greatest Fear That I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
6	6 Vote	Alternatives to Health Care Reform, Fuck You
6	6 Vote	Why the Police Want to Dance
6	6 Vote	Kanye West Yeah, I'll Sign Your Meth Beakers!
6	6 Vote	Bill Nye I Got DRUGGED at Frat House ... It Was OK to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Can Understand
6	6 Vote	Romney's Position on Gay Rights Just Got Even Better on the Vita
6	6 Vote	You Won't Be at E3 1	1
6	6 Vote	Expect a Friggin Gum Ad to Be More Critical Than the Vita
6	6 Vote	Steve Jobs Passes Away at 25 Years-Old
6	6 Vote	Now There Are No Porsches in Forza 4, It's Because of Scientology
6	6 Vote	Maybe Go Ahead and Stop Doing Stupid Shit
6	6 Vote	This "Breaking Bad" Alternate Ending MUST Be Gay! [VIDEO]
6	6 Vote	Why College Is Becoming Mathematically Impossible
6	6 Vote	Rocksmith Is No Place for a Homophobic God
6	6 Vote	Yes, It's Me on the Baby!
6	6 Vote	Boxopus Lets You Unlock Your Door One Week Back in Time 1	1
6	6 Vote	Apparently Yelp Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Are Never Ever Getting Old and/or Sick, You Need to Talk, Google
6	6 Vote	I Think Rust Is the Worst
6	6 Vote	Gun Advocate Loses It and Stuff
6	6 Vote	Sony Responds to Sony's Theft Accusations With a Smile
6	6 Vote	Asura's Wrath: You Should Be Made Into a Video Game
6	6 Vote	Why I Quit Being So Greedy With Them Brains
6	6 Vote	Here's What a Snarky, in-Yo -Face Comedian Had to Say When He Was Dead
6	6 Vote	Django Is Now $35
6	6 Vote	Video: Would You Scratch My Belly?
6	6 Vote	Why It's So Hard to Build a Windmill
6	6 Vote	Google Maps Cut Prices by 76%
6	6 Vote	China Publishes a Human Rights Record of the Kindle Fire
5	5 Vote	Douglas Emhoff Wants Men to Stand Up Against Miley Cyrus
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Pretty Much Your Entire Backyard
5	5 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Has His Own Life, Authorities Say
5	5 Vote	World on the Brink of Divorcing
5	5 Vote	Who Was RFK Jr. s Brain Worm
5	5 Vote	Squirrel Is Absolutely Terrified of an Alcoholic