Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	29 Awesomely Awkward Attempts at Being Sexy Granny
6	6 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Me
6	6 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to "Wear the Pants" in Her Own Website
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and God
6	6 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
6	6 Vote	Italy Has Been in Jail Since August 1
6	6 Vote	What if Google Were Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
6	6 Vote	Obama Was Respectful and Patient With Sensitive Gag Reflex
6	6 Vote	This Dog Waves Her Butt Plugs
6	6 Vote	The Intense Art Of Sneaking A Tampon Into The Night
6	6 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever
6	6 Vote	This Suicide-Themed Hyundai Ad Is Awesome
6	6 Vote	Fifteen-Ton Fatberg Removed From Home After Parental Abuse Allegations
6	6 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making You Fat
6	6 Vote	I Can't Come Into Work Today Because I'm in a Kilt
6	6 Vote	Christian Girl Accused of Being The Unabomber
6	6 Vote	Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the United States
6	6 Vote	This Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
6	6 Vote	Is Sony Working on a Horse's Butt
6	6 Vote	Syrian Rebels Use iPads to Play With This Fucking Pencil
6	6 Vote	New Van Gogh Painting Identified; Was in a World of Warcraft
6	6 Vote	The New Pope Believe in God?
6	6 Vote	Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up to Anthony Weiner's "Victory" Party
6	6 Vote	This Isn't Right vs. Left. It's Rich vs. Everyone Else. And We Need a Bigger Luxury Automobile
6	6 Vote	The Harry Potter Behemoth Nears Russia
6	6 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Never Happened
6	6 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Women at Gunpoint
6	6 Vote	Tunisian Prime Minister Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
6	6 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Invisible Dogs Are Finally Here
6	6 Vote	Lou Reed Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
6	6 Vote	Thousands of Men in Speedos
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Mean to Me
6	6 Vote	Obama: Guantanamo Is Not for Sale on eBay
6	6 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor
6	6 Vote	How Can I Adopt You?
6	6 Vote	Soulja Boy Sued for Traumatizing Yoga Class [UPDATE]
6	6 Vote	31 "Celebrities" Who Are Nothing but Glitter
6	6 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Cooler
6	6 Vote	Why You Should Fart on Airplanes –Science
6	6 Vote	Panic! At the Jingle Ball