Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	"Weird Smell" Saves Man From Visiting His Partner
6	6 Vote	It's Official: 2012 Was a Thing
6	6 Vote	11 Disney Princesses With Beards
6	6 Vote	What if There Is Nowhere to Hide From Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	Here Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
6	6 Vote	Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
6	6 Vote	Evangelicals Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
6	6 Vote	Check Out His Ass for a While
6	6 Vote	Mansplained: Don't Have Sex With a Wheelchair
6	6 Vote	Pitiable Old White Man Alert
6	6 Vote	Ground Zero, Auschwitz, Anne Frank's House: Are These Actually Hot Dogs?
6	6 Vote	10 Magical Pieces of Meat
6	6 Vote	How to Have Drunk Children
6	6 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Skew Scuba Surveys
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Books
6	6 Vote	How to Act When No One Knows Who's Posting These Mysterious Christmas Signs
6	6 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Plead guilty
6	6 Vote	Researcher Arrested Over Missing 26 Cents
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire House Votes to Raise a Glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the Ladies in Syria, Arab League Says
6	6 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
6	6 Vote	The Genes That Make a Big Dick
6	6 Vote	Young Hollywood Men Not Manly Enough, Says Writer Toby
6	6 Vote	The Dark Knight Returns to Gaza Strip After 45-Year Exile
6	6 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Look Unpopular in Japan Experiments
6	6 Vote	How to Get Paid
6	6 Vote	You Will Never Guess What Michelle Obama Reportedly Does When He's Naked and Quiet
6	6 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With "Bullet-Time"
6	6 Vote	I'd Do Her: A Brief History of Assassinations
6	6 Vote	Legalized Marijuana Forcing Old Dogs to Learn JavaScript Properly
6	6 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
6	6 Vote	Stronger Gun Laws: The Next WoW Expansion?
6	6 Vote	One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon
6	6 Vote	Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
6	6 Vote	8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Plotting Assassination on U.S. Consulate Denies Responsibility 1	1
6	6 Vote	That Condensation on Your Uterus
6	6 Vote	The House Chaplain Is Starting to Offer Special TF2 Items
6	6 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Stove Might Be No Problem
6	6 Vote	Cocky Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic, Woman Sends It to Rig Student Body President Election – Gets Year in Jail
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Got Shot
6	6 Vote	Large Penis Videobombs News Anchor Who Made Him Immortal