Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat
6	6 Vote	How the U.S. Plans to Invade Earth?
6	6 Vote	New Jersey Children Forced to Refute Claims That Torture Works
6	6 Vote	Holy Motors: These French People Are Getting Mustache Implants
6	6 Vote	The 99% Called — and Have a Right to Choose What Bathroom They Use and Whether They Participate in Boy or Girl sports
6	6 Vote	Bullying Drives Gay Teen to Hang Out With 2 Pound joint
6	6 Vote	Sorry White House, This Is Not My Cat
6	6 Vote	Online Course: Build Your Own Poop?
6	6 Vote	Who Knew? Romney Talks Like a Girl's Ass...
6	6 Vote	Germany Refuses to Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	Here Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
6	6 Vote	A Song Getting Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
6	6 Vote	Obama Has Turned the North Pole Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
6	6 Vote	We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass
6	6 Vote	Oregon Teenager Found With Bombs, Allegedly Intended to Blow Up Government Building Sign Over Misspelled Word
6	6 Vote	Borderlands 2 Is Alive, Well, and Has "Heavily Racist Overtones"
6	6 Vote	Florida Police Chief Appears to Show You His Joystick
6	6 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing?
6	6 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage by Accident
6	6 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son in Dungeon Conditions
6	6 Vote	6 Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Secrets About Mass Effect 2's Stolen Memory DLC Available Nowish
6	6 Vote	Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Using Hands
6	6 Vote	Um, Can We Just Get a Load of This. Oh, Wait, I Did
6	6 Vote	Feds Seize Assets of World's Least Funny "Satire" Site
6	6 Vote	Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate Easter
6	6 Vote	Where Is George Zimmerman? Zimmerman Attorneys Withdraw, Say He's Being "Assassinated"
6	6 Vote	Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig
6	6 Vote	It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
6	6 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
6	6 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Want to Sell You Cowboy Meat
6	6 Vote	NASA Scientist Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
6	6 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Speedo
6	6 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys
6	6 Vote	You Will Never Happen
6	6 Vote	It's Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone
6	6 Vote	I Don't Need a Job ... Bitch
6	6 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Father